Archive for the ‘Striker Zone’ Category
Saturday, July 28th, 2007
hi there folks,
can't wait til monday to send these out.. enjoy your weekend and have a great week!
i've said it before and i'll say it again... is there ANYTHING asians CAN'T do?!?
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you don't need to play or know soccer to know that he schooled the entire team
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WTF?!? WHO THE HELL SELLS THIS SHIT FOR $30!! no no.. the real question is.. who the hell BUYS THIS SHIT!?!
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just a tad uneven? you decide.
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you decide who's dumber, him or the audience?
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man i wish these monkeys were my friends! the bartender's reaction is priceless =))
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Friday, July 6th, 2007
Enjoy your weekend folks!
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What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that that's a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."
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Triumph is back with a vengeance at the Tony Awards!
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bear grylls being BADASS on discovery channel's "man vs. wild"... i LOVE this show!!
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a classic episode from a classic show... ...
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Friday, June 29th, 2007
wow.. i really felt for the reporter in this one.. this kid's a tough nut to crack
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now it's jimmy kimmel's turn to take a crack at the kid.. much better :))
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where's the nearest location?!?
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bear grylls doing what he does best. being BADASS on discovery channel's "man vs. wild"
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the dramatic rodent! this little guy should've worked with hitchcock!
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i wanted to save the best for last... and if you haven't already seen this, you are REALLY missing out. witness the birth of a star....
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Enjoy your weekend folks!
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Tuesday, June 19th, 2007
Came across a few jokes, so here you go!
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Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary ...
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Friday, June 15th, 2007
back with a fresh set of clips!
another reason why clinton is just so friggin' AWESOME! he's got a sense of humor!
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the penile rocket scene from austin powers... hilarious!
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subtlety is an art form best taught by nick frost
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you just know this kid's gonna grow up with mental problems... OUCH
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just because they earn in millions doesn't mean they're immune to falls like this one :))
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=)) when he said "one of a kind piece" he really meant it!
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if two hands are better than one, does that mean three arms are better than two?
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Friday, May 18th, 2007
ready for another set? here you go!
those damn celebs sure know how to party... (and drink!)
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those are some CRAAAZY zombie fish!
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=)) if you think you've seen bad movies, think again!
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another reason why clinton was just so f*cking awesome... amazing sense of humour!
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:)) i love this scene from austin powers
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any mr. bean lovers out there? bean on blind date, part 1...
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and bean's blind date, part 2...
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I leave you with a joke for the weekend...
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated, he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you have let me have sex with you." The girl ...
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Friday, May 4th, 2007
Sorry for the hiatus folks... here are some fresh new clips!
i'll never complain about my last name anymore...
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HOLY CRAP! this is one cow you DON'T wanna mess with!!
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a very powerful PSA... really worked for me
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mutha*cka what muthaf*ckin breast test? :))
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this kid is hilarious.. almost tempts me to call up my own car insurance people! :))
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this doesn't get old no matter how many times you watch it... priceless.
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i do hope this is fake... cuz it'd be cruel if it weren't.
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Enjoy your weekend!
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Friday, April 13th, 2007
sorry for the break guys... been a tad busy. but back with a fresh dose of clips :) enjoy!
hello? grandma? WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!
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oz, sumeet... how about the three of us chip in and buy this property? let's put our desi negotiation skillz to the test... "i'll give you... $20"
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lest you want to be attacked by a squirrel, i'd highly suggest turning off your cell phone at a funeral
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that's it... i'm gettin' me one of those suits
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this doesn't belong as a "funny", but it's easily one of the most heartwarming clips i've ever seen... couldn't resist posting.
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even TV stars need their fun sometimes... can't blame him, he thought he had the day off! (newsflash, this just in... ...
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Saturday, March 31st, 2007
hope you guys had a great weekend!
be careful where you leave your things laying around... especially with dumb people around
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:)) another awesome ikea commercial
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ever wonder how homer started out?
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i love you ladies, but something about this montage of ladies falling is just too hilarious not to post :D
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damn i love family guy... their take on tyra banks is priceless!
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i hope i can be as good a mentor as peyton manning... what a generous soul, that guy
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and finally...
crossing a road in india is an artform. this video really hit home for me... if you're from india, i'm sure you'll feel the same.
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have a great week!
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Monday, March 26th, 2007
India and Pakistan are two cricket-crazy nations... and that's putting it mildly. But after both countries' abysmal performances at the World Cup, it's no doubt there's going to be a lot of drama in the nations, what with suicides and heart attacks already happening in India. (Link: courtesy, Honhaar Goonda) This is beyond sad, pathetic, or any other adjectives we can think of. But the way I see it, as important it is to realize the bad, it's just as important to take these defeats and turn them into a dose of humor. Some of you may have already received this as an email forward... but if you haven't, enjoy!
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
oz, this one's for you on your d-day :) enjoy your last day at work and have a rocking weekend bro!
if only this show would catch on with the masses...
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where's that oil or mud pit when you really need it?? :D
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a brilliant madTV parody of apple computers and the bush administration... all in one
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for the latest solutions in wireless, look no further... g-mobile is here!
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i could drive like this but i don't want to
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and last but not the least...
WOW WOW WOW! just when you think people can't get ANY MORE STUPID... there come THESE... wow. i don't even know what to call them...
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Friday, March 16th, 2007
Have a great weekend!
by far THE best and most creative commercial i've ever seen!!
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the pilobolus dance troupe at the oscars... amazing stuff!
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gee.. i wonder why they call it the "tiddy" bear.... seriously, what crackhead invented this?!?
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the umbilical brothers on the leno and letterman show... very creative!
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first, watch little superstar in his younger days...
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...and now watch him all grown up, choreographing moves for doritos commercials!
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the aforementioned doritos commercial
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Monday, March 12th, 2007
Enjoy the clips and have a great week!
those Swiss and their hilarious IKEA commercials
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couldn't resist throwing in a Whose Line...? clip. Scenes from a Hat!
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carlos mencia givin it to people like it is... as a convenience store clerk. hilarious!
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now here's a version of little miss sunshine i'd love to see!
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husband: *SLAP!* wife: i can't believe you just slapped me! husband: well honey, james bond said it's ok!
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a trip back in time... govinda and kimi katkar save the world bollywood ishtyle! (from the movie 'dariya dil')
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Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
In my various valiant attempts to kill time at work, I stumbled upon these games which had a very desi element to them. Hopefully all of you out there will get a slice of the life of an Indian taxiwallah trying to park a Fiat (or Ambassador, whatever strikes your fancy), a much humiliated donkey throwing his shit around (literally!), or your typical Bollywood star trying to sneak a quick jhappi (trans: kiss) from the local item girl before the paparazzi catches him.
WARNING: Some of these games can end up being very addictive, so please do not come crying to me if you play nonstop for 2 hours, and are caught by your boss or supervisor, only to ...
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Monday, March 5th, 2007
hope you all had a rockin' weekend. enjoy this week's clips!
you don't have to be a tennis fan to appreciate the power behind roddick's serve. amazing.
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why whose line is it anyway? is one of the best shows on TV
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what ensues when richard simmons is a guest on whose line? ? complete, and i mean COMPLETE madness!!
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if frank caliendo's bush impressions were any more spot on, we'd have to elect him as president!
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shocking footage of the world's worst mouse plague, a guiness world record.
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Sumeet, can’t remember the tune. I know it was...
Now I remember. Thanks Satchit!
