Archive for the ‘Sex, Romance etc.’ Category
Yesterday we had some psycho babbling of a desi girl gone wild on the phone (maybe I should launch the desi version of girls gone wild)... it's time to hear the voice message of a guy on the same plane.
Backstory: Girl meets guy, talks for two minutes, and hands the guy her business card.
More Backstory: Guy is 'supposedly' a pickup artist running his own lair in Toronto.
What the hell: Clearly guy begins with a 'fake alpha male' dude I'm the king attitude with his first voice mail.
This is psycho: Yes it is, the meltdown starts with every subsequent voicemail.
What should Guys learn from this: Mastering a pickup game is stupid, if the inner game is zero. The inner ...
Got Girlfriend? Get thrashing…
Thursday, July 17th, 2008
Only something like this audio could pull me back from my hiatus.
O Boy... O boy... this is "too much" re!!!
More than anything I'm shocked at the progress made by womenfolk in India and hell even my worst self is yet to learn such beautiful gaalis... I'm growing too old for this shit!
Your thoughts please...
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Radio : The Pussification of Shree oz
Sunday, February 24th, 2008
...well, I thought why not get back on air and talk about all that we talk on Desi Train. Started the show with the recent 9 point check list on... who else but women :)
if the flash radio below is not visible, please click Desi Train's Radio Home Page... skip the first 30 - 40 seconds... was misusing the opening music score...
Next show on March 2, 10 AM (PST). Click the links on the home page (Blog talk radio link in header or footer) to listen live on March 2.
Friday Drives: …and all the women in the world…
Friday, February 22nd, 2008
[A rejoinder to this post "MAY" be available here]
... could not quench the man's lust for more women... It's raining, drizzling actually. The backyard's been wet all week long. Clouds, some dark, some light been hovering since Monday. The night usually brings the rain after I've gone to bed. Amidst my snoring, I faintly have heard the plitter platter of the drops hitting the glass on my bedroom window.
The drive was slow, and I'm lost in some cloud, the brains in my head oozing thoughts that swing like a pendulum from left to right and back to left.
A few things have been happening, those, very very personal and I may dare to share it with you guys ...
My Pickup Guru is out in the open… (ahem…) on TV
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
I always referred to him as "M"... I revealed about him years after... when I started to blog... he appeared briefly in newspapers, magazines and then in the New York Bestseller list "The Game"...
Now he's on TV on a reality show called - "THE PICKUP ARTIST"...
It's been four years since he personally taught me about the game. The show has Matador the Indian dude who took me under his wing for a few days. Not sure if LoveDrop is there who took me on the streets of Sunset and physically slapped me to get my body positions rights and my manner of speaking in perfecto... But it's just the first episode so far on VH1... Brings back old memories... I ...
How to Raise Office Morale
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
I wish all work places use this procedure... it is so good, easy and efficient... with this kind of morale boosting activities I would even chain myself to the desk at work and never leave for home...
How to Raise Office Morale: Part 1Posted Dec 22, 2006Carmen is procuring her assets to raise office morale. In reality... this would so get you fired.
Why Men Love Yoga or Hard On Yoga
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007Female Body Language : Is she into ME?
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
Alrighty. Valentine's day is here. Time to get up. Get out. Reach the nearest social bar or club and find half of the single women in there... specially on a Valentine's Day. Yes. Tonight pickup will be at it's easiest best.
You barely open your mouth and the women will touch you.
You barely smile and they will kiss you.
You barely show some interest and they'll drag you to their bedrooms...
Trust me... cause... I know... and I've experienced this. And tonight I let out of the bag the biggest open secret. That if you want to meet a beautiful woman. Then it has to be tonight. Valentine's Night. Cause all the women who's men have broken up with them, will ...
You Can Pickup even When You are NOT!
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006
A talk about pickup. Attracting, Seducing and Dating rather than sitting on your "hump" sofa watching TV, porn, gulping your alcohol and going to bed... It's been a long time since I approached this topic and if you have been following it, but nothing has changed... My Bad... if I can find some kind of a technology that can land a fist on your face right from this page you are reading... I'll be the first one to adopt this mind blowing technology...
Well, things haven't been as active in the Pickup area. I haven't been going out sarging (approaching women) or closing the deals. DT and PFC are taking a lot of my time these days and the few times ...
Dating the wrong person
Thursday, October 12th, 2006
Well there are many people you realize you should not have dated in the first place. But... there are some people you (assuming you are single with no kids) should never be dating in the first place.
Because instead of dating and going for some pretty dreamy chitti chitti bang bang you may find yourself buying ice-cream for 6 kids. FUCK I JUST WANTED SOME GOODIE TIME IN THE BEDROOM... WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HOLDING SIX ICE CREAMS IN MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I think I'm loosening up on radio, cause some of you who know me in person kept shooting IMs to me during the show, that for the first time they got a glimpse (on radio) of the ...
When Women Masturbate On My Show
Thursday, October 5th, 2006
[Modified]
Shit! Fuck! Shit! Fuck! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE! Tonight on Desi Talk I was just gonna talk about and discuss "Self Hypnosis" and whether it was possible for overcome social anxiety by using this method. Many emailed me since the last show (where Danielle called in to talk about how men fear approaching women ) on the various techniques they have used personally to over fears in a social setting. Some of the emails pointed to the fact on how you have used Self Hypnosis to overcome your fears, with mixed results.
So based on your leads and tips in emails I decided to talk about using "Self Hypnosis" to simply modify your inner self to go out ...
When readers wanna have sex with bloggers
Thursday, September 21st, 2006
I sort of get an idea about readers' reactions to DT, based on the emails I get from you. Good, Bad, Ugly...
But when oz gets a lonely lady calling on his radio show and telling him that she is "horny" because of "oz"... I have no idea where to take this show... especially when the caller on my show says that she needs a vibrator to "jerk-off" on me... Mercifully Sumeet and I managed to stay on our chairs without getting knocked off...
Have you heard a woman tell you on "air" what she is wearing? Well you can hear this lady calling on Desi Talk and telling me that the batteries in her vibrator are running out...
And then ...
Threesome sex = bad idea!
Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
Update: Pictures of the three characters now added to the post.
Well I still don't believe the above equation but Richard Green better do. For his girlfriend's kicked his butt and left him.
Who the fuck is Richard Green?
Well, according to this report, Green is an internet sex gambler (internet sex gambler? what the hell does that mean) had laid a bet, whereby he got his girlfriend Katie Greenwood to promise him a three-in-a-bed romp if his website got five million hits.
[That's the image Green put up on his now shutdown site. If only I knew how to undistort the image in photoshop... sigh...]
So what happened?
He won. He started a website www.makethishappen.com (now shut down), got ...
[That's the image Green put up on his now shutdown site. If only I knew how to undistort the image in photoshop... sigh...]
So what happened?
He won. He started a website www.makethishappen.com (now shut down), got ...
Pickup : The Low Energy Game
Thursday, September 7th, 2006
It's been bugging me. There's a lot that goes on in anyone's life. Things that push the person up or down. The state of mind floats up or sinks down based on things going on in your life.
What does one do in such times? Does one go out and socialize? Fuck me, I don't wanna move an inch from my LazyBoy chair in those times. And yet I've been pushing myself. The various methods of the game talk about high energy as the foundation for the game. But what if you are consistently feeling low energy each weekend, each evening, for days at a stretch.
Does this mean the Game is not for you? Does this mean you are destined ...
Have sex with a 29 year old virgin lady?
Friday, August 25th, 2006
This is real Kalyug (era of Doomsday). Thanks to KC for the tip, here's a 29 year old virgin, Sarah, who wants to lose her virginity before she turns 30 in November. WTF??? Where the hell does she live? No-Mini-Me Land? Check the pic out and if you are interested, you can contact Sarah here. And yes trust me when I say, the lines going to be quite long to get to Sarah... Don't believe me? Check out the long list of the contenders here, Apply to break her virginity here, check out Sarah's Virgin Forum here or read the virgin's blog here.




