The Great Indian Parli-Comedy Challenge
Besides what is going on until now, since the last few days about the war in the Indian Parliament, there are a few things that I’ve found quite amusing. So while the country waits for the results of what is gonna happen in the next 12 - 16 hours, here’s some timepass masala. And I’m not taking any sides here since I have no indepth knowledge about the topic.
1. Most of the MPs did not know the full form of IAEA
2. Amar Singh had opposed the whole joining the IAEA a year or two ago in the Rajya Sabha. Today he along with his party is the strongest supporter of the UPA.
3. The Left Party is project Mayawati as the replacement for PM. Mayawati? The lady who can’t control goondaism in UP may become the PM of my India. Expect mass slashing of wrists taking place all over the middle class of India if Mayawati by some stroke of luck becomes the PM.
4. BJP and Left are sworn enemies. Primarily because of BJP’s fundamentalist focus. Today: Fundamentalist be damned but India should not join the IAEA. So Left shakes hands with BJP. In other words they would prefer being killed by a foreigner than someone who lives in the house…. (assuming the stupidist worst case understanding)
5. 5 MPs who are in jail and serving sentences are being called in to vote. So the damned will now be deciding the damn fate of this country.
6. Govinda suddenly woke up today, the day of the trust vote. And will take the 930am flight to reach Delhi at 1130am and probably reach the parliament by 1pm…. and this inspite of his own party being in danger… some things never change. Be the stressing the producer of a movie, or the Prime Minister of a country.
7. 99.99% MPs have not read a single page of IAEA agreement. Their reactions on television range for the absurd to the “hear the frighteningly absurd reaction” and kill yourself.
8. Half the MPs shouting and shouting shouting need to realize they can simply ask the speaker that they “object” and will get time to raise their objection. If they can do that so simply why they fuck are they jumping on their seats and stupidly creating a bhindi bazaar in the Parliament.
9. Bejan Daruwala mentions that Manmohan Singh will come out victorious.
10. L.K. Advani and most of the MPs, should be dialogue writers in Bollywood.
11. Pranab Mukherjee still has firepower.
12. In all this commotion, no party proposed asking the IAEA directly clearing the issues and difference of understanding each of the parties have. Wouldn’t it be more simple for an IAEA official to come to the Parliament and the MPs from all parties raise all their questions and then decide whether it is good or bad?
Tags: Politics
July 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I saw parts of the “debate” in parliament. It is a bloody tragi-comedey. You are right, it seems no one knows the nuances of the deal. Like everything else, the deal also has become political football. For them it is just something with which to score cheap political points and stunts. Who cares about the country as long as they can put one up over their opponents. Fucking bastards:((