Desi Train

So IPL has a problem on its hands. According to media reports “two dark skinned girls” from the UK were asked to sit and not perform at one of the games.

Dark Skinned Girls? Talk about being politically correct. In the US the “two dark skinned girls” would be in a politically correct tone called “two African Americans”. So is the UK media going “two African Englishwomen”?

A while ago, there would have been nothing wrong if the statement read “two black girls”

But everything has to go correct politically these days. And I hope with the huge migration of Desis, one day - suppose two desi cheergirls are asked to sit out of a game because of their skin color, the media will report it as “Two tanned skinned girls”… oh wait that could mean anything. It could mean two white women who spent the last 24 hours of their life in a tanning salon.

Perhaps it would go politically correct like “two East Indian American girls”…

Oh come on, who are we trying to fool. Our television is flooded with “Fair & Lovely”, “look more fairer”, “Gorepun ka raz”, “Yeh chamdi hain ya malai”… etc etc… and these products sell. Everyone wants to be fairer, cause in the Desi psyche (generically speaking)… fair is beautiful. Dark skin isn’t.

Face it. If the IPL people and the people they are targeting, could get turned on by “dark skinned girls”, why would they have gone for the white cheergirls.

The truth is white girls make most of the desis horny, it means more of the people will watch them on telly, in the stadium and later on DVDs, it means more money. In short it is a marketing strategy.

Is it wrong on moral grounds? Of course it is. I wouldn’t want to be in a position where the bartender asks me to leave, because I’m brown skinned and me sitting at the bar is affecting “his business”. Of course the problem there is I’m sitting without my knowing it, in a gay bar, and not many gay men in that bar are being attracted to a brown man with salt and peppa stubble sitting there enjoying a beer.

Business going down. Brown man ejected from bar.

Of course it is bad. But what’s worse is, the IPL, the media, the organizers of the cheerleaders all know the plain truth. Sex sells. White women sell better, much better to the sex crazy population in apna Des and they did just that.

A nation where caste segregation still exists, where women are stripped naked in the market, where the government employs caste quota from education to employment, where no film song is complete without white women dancing in the background and Playboy still sells illegally more copies than a Debonair or whatever new soft porn desi magazines exist… how can one potentially say “one will investigate the allegation of racism” knowing the fact that the investigators themselves are a part and parcel of the whole “we love white women” desi race of men.

A typical desi man loves white skin. Lets face it (if you don’t please don’t come here and say that you don’t. There’s always exceptions to the rule.) Have you seen the tongue protruding out of those faces in the IPL cricket games? Men jumping over one another sticking their faces close those wire fences, ready to break it down and jump over those cheer leaders?

Are you gonna turn a blind eye to what exists - that the typical Indian male gets horny on seeing a white woman rather than a dark or tanned skinned woman? Yes the typical Indian male is racist when it comes to matters of his Dick. The Desi Dick is color blind and can only see one color. White. Rest it is unable to. (again there may be exceptions to the rule)

To prove the Desi Dick Color Blind (DDCB) test, pickup any random desi men from the streets of India. Give them two choices. We have two porn videos. One porn video has only white women in it. The other porn video has only dark skinned women in it. We will give you a 100 bucks if you watch the video with dark skinned women in it. We will give you nothing if you watch the video which has white girls in it.

Take your own wild guess which video will be picked up by most.

Still coming from the IPL perspective, they are playing to the gallery. The gallery jumps on seeing white girls so white cheergirls it is. It would be racist according to them, if the dark skinned girls are not being paid on par, given the same incentive, the same benefits as their lighter skinned counter parts.
But if IPL made a choice of having the dark skinned girls sit, because of “audience preference” would it still be racism?

Maybe not. But who will speak of this out in the open? Imagine the IPL spokesman coming on TV to say “Yes we asked the dark skinned girls to sit down not because we are racist but the men in the stadium (which includes us) get hard only on seeing white girls dance”

Scandal of the century.

And that’s how it has become.

But whatever racists accusations have or may come against IPL in the future, one accusation never shall be made.

That the IPL is anti - Gay.

That shall never happen.

Now I’m not a big Sports watcher on Television. But for the love of God, I have never in my life seen CheerBoys. Ever.

And IPL so graciously has brought the concept of Cheer Boys for the whole world to see.

WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING? To attract the gay man to come and watch the IPL…???

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD… it sends even my dowry (aka Momar the cat) running for cover under the sofa the moment the television shows “dark skinned” thin-waiting-for-their-next-meal-next-year “boys” holding those shiny things and dancing…

WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA?

The first time I saw it, I thought I was hallucinating. The second time I saw it, I thought I needed my eyesight checked. The third time, my brains had to grudgingly accept the fact that IPL has another agenda. They want to publicly announce that IPL is pro-gay.

No problems with that. But couldn’t there be some other way to clarify your gay stance?

So the next time two guys from somewhere go to the media crying “they were made to sit out and IPL is anti-gay”… you know you saw the prediction here first.

This entry was posted on Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 at 10:25 am
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