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My Small Thin Punjabi Wedding - 6 : End Game

No, not yet. But the days to go for the game to end are in single digits and I probably won’t get time to log on until after D-Day.

So how’s the marriage prep? What the fuck are you talking about? Marriage prep? For the last 2 weeks I’m running helter skelter emailing 2 dozen people, calling a dozen more, spending money like hell, no sleep, constantly stressed out and all this not for the wedding but the server, host, wordpress issues I’ve been having. PFC even though up, no one could log in and no one could comment. We now found it was a host problem, but AxisHost, which was once spoken highly off on the hosting discussion boards, was a beast, that smiles when the going is good and bumps you off when the goings bad. Had to quickly move to a new host.

Cpanel to Plesk. Sunny my go to guy for anything wordpress was alien for this kind of migration. Began search. Found someone in Poland that would fit my budget. Quick Quick. Got it done. But found there are more issues on PFC. Fuck it… what to do.

Sunny bombards his emails about the new PFC design (it’s beta, but I like it) Keep going back and forth between Poland and Sunny. IFFLA starts last week. Mornings begin at 9 and end at 3am… rush to the computer even if I manage a second of spare time.

To-be-Biwi anxious. Am I married to PFC and DT? Darn… While PFC junta sat in the backyard sipping beers, I’m running around. Migration issues… 3 days to go before AxisHost closes our site. Damn it. Sunny pitches in.

So does Poland.

Then the current PFC issues. Poland is MIA. Now it’s England time (I love the internet and hate how it makes me travel all around to find a programmer that would fit my budget). I throw my hands up in the air… Will these problems ever end?

WB calls up. He and DPac are working on a new design. $$$$$ going down the drain… Can I spare some change to spend on my wedding? New ideas flowing through… a whole new section for PFC will flow in a month or two… I need cash…

BIWI SCREAMS “RINGS!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THE WEDDING RINGS????”

GODDAMMMITTTT WHERE ARE THE RINGS? SHIT I FORGOT TO PICK THEM UP. Luckily the store is next door. We share the same boundry wall. WOW… oz the former PUA lived next to an Engagement Rings Store all the while… now that’s something!

Pundit for havan. That’s different from the wedding pundit. This pundit will do a havan a day before the wedding…. he sends me a list of things to buy… and it looks like I will have to buy half of Amreeeca… what the hell??? I run PassionForCinema not FUCKING THE KINGDOM OF CINEMA… BACHCHE KI JAAN LOGE KYA???

Pagdi… to-be-Biwi found a store for readymade pugdi’s for the wedding… that was 3 weeks ago. Haven’t had time to do anything else except working on the Film Festival, PFC issues, Bedbugs…

Perhaps it’s a secret boon from the ALMIGHTY to keep me distracted from the nervous pangs of getting married… uh-huh… I DON’T WANT THIS DISTRACTION…

Need to run and get the items for the Havan… Trying to fix the caterer for the lunch on wedding day… 15 bucks, 14… 12 bucks per person… I tell ya, the numbers flow all over the place. They look at me and pull numbers right out of their ass…

Wasn’t this supposed to be a simple, thin, punjabi wedding?

While the number of days to the wedding is now in single figures, the number of guests has moved into double figures… while my wallet has no figures…

to-be-Biwi has a heavy day today… lots of shopping stuff etc. Me need to fix PFC tech issues. RINGS RINGS DON’T FORGET TO PICK THE RINGS…

AND oz’s life is like that only…