Desi Train

[A rejoinder to this post "MAY" be available here]

… could not quench the man’s lust for more women… It’s raining, drizzling actually. The backyard’s been wet all week long. Clouds, some dark, some light been hovering since Monday. The night usually brings the rain after I’ve gone to bed. Amidst my snoring, I faintly have heard the plitter platter of the drops hitting the glass on my bedroom window.

The drive was slow, and I’m lost in some cloud, the brains in my head oozing thoughts that swing like a pendulum from left to right and back to left.

A few things have been happening, those, very very personal and I may dare to share it with you guys (and gals) perhaps sometime in the near future. But all those thoughts, things and events moving through, made way for this post.

Lust. When does it end for a man? Lust for woman, that particle of intelligence in our DNA probably created a million years ago, when as cavemen we men would have sex for procreation each time, every time, we saw a woman. Though caves are now registered artifacts, the element in our DNA which made man jump on woman during his caveman days, now a few million years later, is still intact.

We, men still want to have sex with every new woman who catches our eye, if given the opportunity. But caves have given way to society, animal behaviour stepped aside for decency, caveman-sex-on-a-whim days made way for porn.

When does it stop? When does man, stop lusting? Even after having sex with say Ms. Universe, he’ll still be lusting for the cute one driving the Ferrari in Beverly Hills or the hot bod serving drinks at the Pier in Santa Monica.

Though the animal in the man has been tamed (except in places like Darfur, Kosovo, Afghanistan and perhaps Bihar and such lawless interiors of India), in general, the animal is never dead. You can take the animal out of a man, never the animal instincts.

Bastards!

Which is why if you are a PUA, it is important to realize you don’t get sucked into it. Every night will bring you a new woman easily and effortlessly. Every morning your brain will trigger off another thought - “Ok tonight I’m finding someone more beautiful” or “That girl was easy, I need someone more challenging”

Truth is, PU is a drug. And highly addictive - if you become a successful PUA. Senior PUAs or PU Gurus, many that I’ve seen and met in person, have gone on crazy paths to get high on the PU drug. A highly successful PUA from Los Angeles only picks up married women, cause picking single women is so easy for him, that he doesn’t enjoy sex with them anymore. The challenge in picking up married women is what gives him the desired high. Another in San Diego, always picks up two women at any given time, who will go to bed with him… together. So many stories, so many crazy paths, the hole however deep you dig, never reaches a bottom… until one fine day you realize you’ve been completely consumed by it, far too deep in it to claw your way out of your own dug hole.

Sad.

They say kicking cigarettes is tough. Walking away from being one of the most successful PUAs is tougher. So if you’ve had a few months or perhaps a year or two of good PU experience, dare to walk away from it all.

Cause the more you stay in PU, the more you will abhor the womenfolk. You’ll see so many women - married women, women with boyfriends, women who are engaged to someone… all of them… being picked up the by the testosterone driven yearning for a challenge - PUAs, you’ll wonder, in all this, if there is any woman left on this plant who still has an iota of faithfulness intact in her.

Valid points. Valid concerns.

But they lead you to self destruction. It is better to live life in reality than in your head. Wisdom and Fear are two different things. Let that not confuse you as one.

So the question is - where does one stop? When does one stop? For which “right one” does one turn into a devoted man?

For over ten years, I’ve been over trying to find the answers to these questions.

If you are a PUA or an average Joe (who’s Mummy and Pappa are doing the bride hunting) or just another guy who searching for the right one, here’s something you have to stick on your bedroom, bathroom walls to enjoy a balle balle life.

Understand these are basd on my personal experiences, from those whom I’ve observed and those real stories that I’ve heard. These a generic rules. There may be more. But these you need to see, check, self reflect and keep your feet grounded in practicalities of life.

1. The Can’t Cook Woman

If she can’t cook, walk away. Right now. Walk away. A woman who can’t feed her man, is outright selfish, uncaring and too inwardly focussed on herself than her partner. Walk away. Don’t even question this. Cause I could as many others will, write volumes on this.

If you return home after a hard day’s work and your woman can’t feed you (whether or not she works), she can’t be the woman of the house. If she wants you to cook (and I’ve been asked in the past by women, during my desi online matrimony days) then tell her you will if she can wear the pants in the house, make money as much as you do and you can sit at home or do a part time job and work the kitchen. If not, forget it. Walk away. Right now.

If a woman in all seriousness questions you “But why do you want a woman to cook?”… you can bet your sorry ass that she in all probability can also ask you someday “But why do you want a woman with a vagina?”

Get out, before it’s too late.

A corollary to this is checking the woman’s house. Is it neat, clean organized? It is? WOW! Open her closet door and see all the junk falling on your head. Junk that was stuffed in there just before you entered her house. Untidy, unorganized women are the biggest turn off. Right next to women with bad breath. Get OUT.

2. The In-Debt Woman

She isn’t in love with you. She’s in love with the man who’s gonna take all her credit card debts and spend the rest of his life repaying them. Sure. If you are a fucking idiot, go ahead and do it. Cause a woman with credit card debt will remain a woman with credit card debt ALL HER LIFE, with you as the paymaster repaying HER credit card debt all YOUR life.

A woman who can’t save and respect and value money, will upset your financial plans (assuming you have a plan). Walk away. This kind of a woman is TROUBLE. Get out, quickly or end up receiving “You are my best friend” hallmark card each year from your new set of best friends - the credit card companies.

3. The Abusive Woman

I can’t take my woman calling me “Idiot” or “Bastard” or “I’m gonna slap you” or “Fuck you” or fill in the blanks… in all seriousness or all humor. Cause she most probably doesn’t say that to her parents (assuming she respects her parents). If she doesn’t do that to her parents, she sure as hell should not be doing that with you (and that goes to you too). Get out if she abuses her parents, and sure as hell run away if she says No to your request to stop cussing at you.

Respect has to flow both ways. I’ve never abused any of the women I’ve dated in my life - physically or verbally. In fun or in seriousness. NEVER. I’ve never raised my voice on my woman. And I expect that in return.

If your woman whoops your ass in public, put her back in place, GET OUT. Beer, couch and TV are much much better options than a woman beating your ass up in public.

4. The Pressure Woman

Two dates after meeting her, she wants to move in. Four days later she wants a commitment. 2 weeks later she wants marriage. Get out before you find you are entrapped for life. It’s another instant where she wants you to bring “her” dreams to reality. Your dreams mean nothing.

NEVER EVER MOVE IN WITH YOUR WOMAN. The only time you will move in is when you get married. The moment a woman moves in, she’s gonna turn your house into her house. And you’ll be there on the curb wondering… what the fuck happened? The pressure woman will give you dreams, emotional dreams… you can’t bear it’s weight and you give way to her dreams, crushing yours in this emotional blackmail process.

GET OUT… before the pressure woman turns the pressure on. Her goals are her desires, her fantasies, her dreams… you are just a itsy bitsy tiny bridge she needs to cross to get her dreams. Don’t be the bridge. Never. Walk away, get out. The pressure woman is not for you.

5. The My-Way-Or-The-Highway Woman

She may be a housewife or a career woman. But if she can’t adjust her life to yours, it’s gonna bite you every morning, evening and night. Every day every night. You’ll be driving the kids to school, you’ll be picking them up, you’ll be doing the grocery shopping, you’ll be running the errands, you’ll be doing the cooking, you’ll be making the calls to anyone and everyone, you’ll be giving in to what colors the house walls should be, she’ll be redesigning the house, she’ll be deciding the furniture, get ready to those 3 dozen fluffy pillows on your sofa, say good bye to your lazyboy chair, get ready to say “no more weekend beer parties” to friends, … add your list of woes here.

The my-way woman will always talk of women’s liberation, never of male-female equality “in the very house you live in”… not worth it… it’s not worth it. You do not need to earn your hard earned money for this woman.

Get out. Now!

6. The My-Family-Moves-With-Me Woman

If you find you are spending less time in YOUR house than the woman’s brother, sister, pappa, mummy, uncle, aunty, friends and whatever she has… you could as well ask her to pay the house rent or mortgage, cause you are not using it as much as she and her family are. Get Out. Family Visits are ok. But if you find yourself spending more time on the living room couch than the bed in your bedroom… GET OUT

7. The Health Un-Conscious Woman

OUT. If food is her best friend. GET OUT. In this day and age of countless fat related health issues, you don’t need this. You won’t be seeing any other woman in your life, curtail the animal in you and focus all your love lust whatever on one woman. Try getting it up on a 200 pound woman. You don’t need this. Not unless you are a chubby chaser. When as a PUA or a self made man you can get the best of curves in town, you have to be mentally unstable or running a self-confidence level of minus 100.

Get out.

8. The Money-is-Paper Woman

Your hard earned money. Even her money (if she is a career woman). They go into savings, your financial goals, your dreams. If both yours and/or her money flows into the shopping mall… GET OUT.

Budgeting for this woman is an alien word. Get OUT. She has more than two credit cards. GET OUT. She has more than 2 dozen shoes (and this is a huge stretch on my part). GET OUT. Her closet extends to the bathroom, garage and guest bedrooms. GET OUT. She bought a huge cupboard for her cosmetics. GET OUT. The sales girls at Macy’s know her by her first name. GET OUT. She drives a Mercedes or Lexus or a BMW even though she does not make a six figure income. GET OUT. Most of the things she buys - car, cosmetics, shoes, clothes, jewelry - on loans, credits cards. GET OUT.

If you get stuck with this woman… please do donate a few to Desi Train each year. Cause you seem to have a LOT of money.

9. The No-Sex-Please Woman

I’m not in mood today. GET OUT. I have a headache. GET OUT. Lets talk, rather than have sex. GET OUT. Lets hold hands and cuddle on the sofa without having sex. OUT OUT OUT. NO COMPROMISES. NONE AT ALL

And if your woman is reading this over your shoulder and going “fuck you Desi Train”… GET OUT NOW!

Ya’ll be good, stay safe, and have a rockin weekend!

This entry was posted on Friday, February 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm and is filed under Friday Masala, Sex, Romance etc., Superhit Posts.
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