Archive for January, 2008

Sunday: A Quiver full of Dundays

Sunday, January 27th, 2008
Shomsher Kukri, a recently made friend, cause he serves at Naz8 the stale popcorns, 24 time re-heated tea and samosa that look like the samosas have farted on themselves. Naz8 is the closest desi theater serving desi movies. oz being a weakly weekly, biweekly or sometimes triweekly visitor to this heaven on earth that needs inch by inch cleaning with a mop, floor cleaner and a tanker of antiseptic Dettol. Perhaps that's one heaven that needs cleaning. Not counting the "real one", which will of course needs a shit load of cleaning each heavenly day cause of the wasted condoms lying on the floor that the Taliban and other fundamental terrorists are using to fuck the 72 virgins. Or was ...

Satyanash Bhatt presents “Showbiz”

Monday, January 7th, 2008
Originally written for PassionForCinema.com Oh how the mighty have fallen. Down. Down. Downer. It is real tragic for us to see... to see... that... the plastic industry is in doldrums. Complete mess. About to crash. And burn. And die a miserable death. Yes Sir/Madam/Sim (Sim = addressing transsexual readers of DT). Yes. The whole world has grown mega conscious of saving the earth. Plastic is now discarded by one and all on Mother Earth. No one uses plastic. For anything. Plastic bags have been replaced by paper bags. Plastic furniture by wood furniture. Plastic crockery by ultra-I-can't-believe-it-is-not-plastic glass crockery. Plastic items replaced by alternate material. Even plastic condoms, which have been replaced with ultra thin made in India, Khadi condoms. The ...