Friday Re-cord

Been going through a lot of Meditation, Nirvana, Spirituality mp3s these days during the ride to work and back home. But not to bore you off right off the first line of this post, I’ll stop by mentioning that what struck me was a line in one of those MP3s that went something like Stop the mind to reveal thyself or I guess it was something which meant that the constant million things the mind does in any given second actually blinds you from seeing the infinite you…

So I decided this morning to record and jot down what all came to my mind or atleast those thoughts and feelings that I could record and jot down in my note pad…

4:55 AM Friday Morning.

Begin Recording

1. SHIT… Stop the alarm
2. Five more minutes
3. Shit I’m late
4. I’m horny
5. Darn, wish I can take the day off
6. Saawariyaa OOOOOOOOO Sawariya…
7. Does Saawariya have one “a” or two “a”s in it?
8. Gosh he (roommate) snores so loud…
9. Need cash… why is my wallet always so low on cash?
10. Should I check my messages now or later?
11. Hope I’m on time to catch the 6:18
12. Daaam… she’s hot!
13. Daaaamnn… she’s hot too!
14. I’m horny
15. Saawariya… OOOOO Saaawariyaaaa
16. She must be 24… nice legs…
17. Can I let go of feeding my wants…
18. Can I let go of wanting…
19. Gosh, RED HEAD! And she’s hot
20. I have an erection… move my bag over my legs QUICK
21. Get down idiot get down
22. Please get down, nows not the time.
23. Ufff thank God.
24. Damn She’s HOT!
25. SHIT I’m getting an erection again!
26. Saawariyaaa… OOOOOOO…. Saawariya
27. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SONG PLAYING IN MY HEAD AND I DON’T EVEN LIKE IT…
28. Get down… fuck… my stops almost here and I’ve to stand with an erection… get down please
29. Thank GOD!
30. How long do I have to suffer this pathetic routine life?
31. 3 more minutes for the connecting train
32. Damn she’s HOT!
33. Should I approach her… shit here comes my train
34. Saawariyaaa OOOOOOOOOOOO Saawariya
35. Can I let go of wantings…
36. Wantings is lack of something…
37. Why can’t I chuck everything and become an ascetic. Would that mean running away in fear?
38. Now I understand why Nirvana is achieved in seclusion… too many distractions
39. FUCK That Blonde is HOT…
40. I’m horny
41. Why is my stomach growling?
42. Why do they call men animals if it is in our DNA from stone age to fuck everything - women life ourselves
43. Why can’t I become an ascetic? Will I regret if I become one?
44. Saawariyaa OOOOOOO Saawariya…
45. The club is so silent today
46. What will I give as an excuse to my boss about the stuff not finished yet?
47. Gonna spend some more time online
48. Shit, Can I atleast attempt to look busy…
49. (thoughts on a new PFC Project)
50. Maybe I should put all these on Desi Train.
51. FUCK Who’s that new chick? What a fucking ass!!!
52. I’m Hornyyyy
53. Dammitttt no no no not again… this is my workplace… get that fucking erection down…
54. Saaawariya… OOOOOOO…. Saaawariyaaaa

End Recording
1230pm

Ya’ll be good, stay safe and have a rocking weekend!


5 Responses to “Friday Re-cord”

  1. ravptor Says:

    Friday rants… No. 42 rocks!!!:)):)):)):)):)):))

  2. VC Says:

    Superb Oz….:d

  3. phoenix Says:

    hahahahahahahaha…u r too funny Oz. why dont u write something for rahul rawail!!

  4. Gopi Says:

    12:45 AM IST: Fuck!! this bastard is so funny i cannot stop laughing.
    12:47 AM IST: Screwed! neighbours shouting ‘Poyi thoongada’ (Translation: Go sleep you @$$)

    You are too good Oz…

  5. kartik krishnan Says:

    :)) :)) :)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):))

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh … Vintage oz !!!

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