Yes, the iPhone made me horny… so I bought it…
I entered an Apple store, just to check the iPhone out. I touched it. Had an erection. Bought it. If there is such a thing called “Mental Orgasm” then Apple knows how to give one to you.
DAMNNN!!!!
The touchscreen is pure fuck.
The fact that all your mobile phone account with ATT, or switching your old phone at ATT to iPhone is done via iTunes in under 3 minutes is golden fuck. You don’t have to call your mobile carrier or even step into their store. fuck fuck fuck
All Yahoo address book, events, calenders sync with iPhone with one touch pure platinum fuck.
One touch YouTube Access and play videos like that!!! fucking damn!!!
A built in iPod!!! fuck fuck fuck
Swell camera with the click button on the touch pad and not some ugly button hanging on the edge… solid fucking design!!!
The phone silent button IS A PHYSICAL BUTTON… INTELLIGENT… WHY THE HELL DIDN’T ANY CELL PHONE COMPANY THINK OF THIS BEFORE!!! YOU ALWAYS NEED TO SILENT YOUR CELLPHONE ATLEAST ONCE A DAY WHEN IN A MEETING OR AT THE THEATER… AND EVERY FUCKING PHONE TAKES YOU THROUGH THREE FOUR STEPS TO REACH THAT “SILENCE YOUR PHONE” OPTION…
Here its an ON/OFF switch. FUCK I wanna make LOVE TO THE APPLE DESIGNER WHO THOUGHT OF THIS!!!
The music slowly fades and pauses so you can take the call that just came in. End call and music starts by itself… just happened to Kabul Fiza…. DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCK….
FUCKING VOICEMAIL… You see a list of callers in your voicemail. Who called when how long is voicemail WITHOUT FUCKING accessing your voicemail box. MORE - Tap message line, hear voicemail, you see buttons on the screen whether you wanna save, rewind or delete your voicemail… YES IT IS ON THE SCREEN AND NOT SOME FUCKING VOICE TELLING YOU TO PRESS “11″, “7″, “9″ OR ANY FUCKING NUMBER…. FUCK FUCK FUCK… IT’S BEAUTIFUL!!!
Did I mention I wanna make sweet love to the designer of iPhone… FUCK!!!
Sorry about the too many fucks… I’m just plain horny while listening to Johnny Gaddaar, Kabul Fiza, Gulzar on my iPhone as I play with it’s OH SO MANY FEATURES…. FUCK!!!
October 15th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Arre! Aap bhi fanboy ban gaye kya? :d/
Btw, my Sony Erricson K750i has a one button silencer too. And it is two year’s old ;)
October 15th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Cheers!
Move your body baby
paisa phek tamasha dekh!
October 15th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
wow, that’s a lot of fucks……well, in any case now you’re deeper into the matrix….it’s all a plan to suck you into a vast cybernetic program, and eventually take over your mind…tell you what to think,when to think and how to think…so while you’re sweating blood, making someone else filthy rich….your mind is being conditioned like a ‘Pavlovian dog’ - which explains your orgasmic reaction to an object that costs 1/1000 of it’s retail price to manufacture!
Sorry for the wet blanket…but it’s the truth bro…..the sooner we wake up and smell the shit that’s being shovelled to us, the less the system will be able to manipulate and make monkeys out of us…
Happy trails!
October 16th, 2007 at 10:02 am
Agree on the great design part. But here’s a piece of advice.
Please buy the 3-year warranty plan as well. Problem is - with apple’s products, if you dont have the extended warranty and the product goes down AFTER your basic warranty has expired, they wont repair it for you, they wont even replace the fuking battery. All they would do is give you a 10% discount on their next new product or point you to another store which fixes their products - both of the options being a tad expensive.
Two of my IPODS tanked after their default one-year warranty expired and now I cannot afford to buy another IPOD. CounterFuck. CounterFuck. CounterFuck. There you are. :)
October 21st, 2007 at 7:57 pm
That’s why your old cell phone doesn’t work….
October 26th, 2007 at 7:12 am
Anybody here know how Oz is doing? with all the fire and devastation in OC and SoCal area, just wanted to check on him, to ensure he is OK.
Ozzie, if you are reading this show us a sign…man ;-)
October 26th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Oz just put up a comment on PFC saying all the best to Mr.Kashyap. So, I am assuming that he is hale and hearty.
October 27th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Long time no see… waiting for your review of No Smoking