Archive for October, 2007

Yes, the iPhone made me horny… so I bought it…

Monday, October 15th, 2007
I entered an Apple store, just to check the iPhone out. I touched it. Had an erection. Bought it. If there is such a thing called "Mental Orgasm" then Apple knows how to give one to you. DAMNNN!!!! The touchscreen is pure fuck. The fact that all your mobile phone account with ATT, or switching your old phone at ATT to iPhone is done via iTunes in under 3 minutes is golden fuck. You don't have to call your mobile carrier or even step into their store. fuck fuck fuck All Yahoo address book, events, calenders sync with iPhone with one touch pure platinum fuck. One touch YouTube Access and play videos like that!!! fucking damn!!! A built in iPod!!! fuck fuck fuck Swell camera with the ...
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Friday Fundas: Desi Roommates - 1

Friday, October 12th, 2007
You live in America (or maybe Europe, Australia, Japan or Jhanduland). You live alone. You can manage that. You pay rent. You can manage that. Now suddenly something happens and you start thinking. If you are thinking of having a desi (from India) roommate in your house/condo/apartment/sewage pipe or any place else that exists in a land called "foreign" by desis then this is your 101 Guide. Read it, memorize it, eat it, dream it, drink it and save yourself the misery that 90% of desi roommates will bring to your life. 90%... YOU FUCKING SAID 90%!!! Yes. I've quoted that figure after spending 5 years of my life with Desi Roommates (the roommates in college don't count). Prior to that my ...
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The Return of Friday : after 6 months, 11 days, 14 hours, 16 minutes

Friday, October 5th, 2007
I'm sitting in an office. The window on my back faces Hollywood hills. The 10 freeway below is packed with cars yet driving is at a steady speed. 6 months ago, I chucked all that I'd made for myself to follow my passion... A little over six months I sit in an office of a firm that is one of the leaders in the entertainment industry. So I'm here... well partially speaking... cause the entertainment industry wants me for what they think I am good at... IT Management... what the hell I say... I'll take it. A couple of more grand dollars, an office on the 12th floor, I'm now here... one step at a time. It's a beautiful Friday. Haven't seen ...
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