Archive for July, 2007
Saturday, July 28th, 2007
hi there folks,
can't wait til monday to send these out.. enjoy your weekend and have a great week!
i've said it before and i'll say it again... is there ANYTHING asians CAN'T do?!?
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you don't need to play or know soccer to know that he schooled the entire team
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WTF?!? WHO THE HELL SELLS THIS SHIT FOR $30!! no no.. the real question is.. who the hell BUYS THIS SHIT!?!
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just a tad uneven? you decide.
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you decide who's dumber, him or the audience?
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man i wish these monkeys were my friends! the bartender's reaction is priceless =))
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Friday, July 27th, 2007
I remember five years ago, I made my first feeble attempt at blogging online... was fucked up miserably by strangers commenting on it and did not have the courage to write again for another six months.
I remember enjoying the anonymity of being just an "oz" and enjoying shooting posts from the privacy of my office computer. These days if I attend an Indian event in OC or LA... "oz Oh! it's you... eeewww"... somehow if I turn back the hands of time...
I remember so passionately wanting to do something in movies... perhaps write, be the green signal a project guy, visual consultant, marketing etc... nothing has changed... I'm still looking for it now with many doubts if it is the ...
Posted in Friday Masala, Life Flava | 1,028 views | 7 Comments »
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
I wish all work places use this procedure... it is so good, easy and efficient... with this kind of morale boosting activities I would even chain myself to the desk at work and never leave for home...
How to Raise Office Morale: Part 1Posted Dec 22, 2006Carmen is procuring her assets to raise office morale. In reality... this would so get you fired.
Posted in Sex, Romance etc. | 1,456 views | 5 Comments »
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
Posted in Sex, Romance etc. | 992 views | 1 Comment »
Monday, July 23rd, 2007
Suddenly, oz finds a job.
Suddenly, oz finds that the job entails interviewing lead stars of all new releases from Bollywood.
Suddenly, all the happiness returns back into oz's running on porn-only life.
Suddenly, the CEO of the firm calls oz on his first day at work and gives him an assignment.
Suddenly, oz finds that the assignment entails, oz has to fly to Germany... his first
Suddenly, oz blurts out of sheer happiness Bhagwan ke Ghar der hain, andher nahin (Hinglish: In God's home there is a deer but not the Mumbai suburb Andheri)
Suddenly, the CEO informs oz the assignment in Germany... interview HR the star of the recent release Aap Ka Suroor...
Suddenly, all happiness oz has been experiencing ...
Posted in Bollywood, Movie Reactions | 2,706 views | 3 Comments »
Saturday, July 21st, 2007
Letter to Cinemahindra - God of movies who travels in an Indian Jeep.
Postmarked : July 20, 2007
From: Your tuch prani (Hinglish: very bad animal)
Dear God,
I ask you for forgiveness for I have sinned. My love for movies has been labelled by this world as crazy, psychotic, snobbish by other tuch pranis (Hinglish: extremely bad animals). But I walked on and on in this crazy dreamy land of movies constantly touching the Bollywood junction each Friday for even if I've had water of ghat ghat (Hinglish: canyon canyon), I can't do without my weekly Bollywood bhaat (Hinglish: 501 Export Quality Andhra Rice consisting of 50% mexican rice and 50% dirt/shit collected off the east coast of USA with ...
Posted in Bollywood, Movie Reactions | 1,531 views | 5 Comments »
Friday, July 20th, 2007
I was tired of my boss, so I left the job in 1998. I was sick and tired of working in IT, so I left the job in 2007. I'm extremely frustrated with my search for an entry into the entertainment industry. The strain now shows on my relationships with my family... yada yada yada...
How could I keep forgetting all the glimpses that I get from those getaways to the spiritual side of the world? Those wonderful moments, the spiritual orgasmic instances that leave me thirsting for more, those forgotten floating weightlessly...
And ever so do we get trapped in this world... and I'm no different. Yet Life or the Eternal powers of the Universe have a way to show ...
Posted in Friday Masala, Life Flava | 946 views | 4 Comments »
Monday, July 16th, 2007
Presenting a Desi Train exclusive - an interview with the world famous super star journalist Badmash Kha. Ja... after months of pursuing Mr Ja... he finally relented and agreed to give oz an exclusive interview in his house at Homollywood, Bihar.
Following are excerpts from the interview:
Mr. Ja, firstly thank you for accepting to be interviewed by Desi Train. It is indeed my honor to be interviewing you.
No problem oz. I would not have given you the interview if you have not agreed on my condition that you will interview me in red thongs. I'm highly appreciate that you showing your tender naked skin exposing your body parts to the fresh air of Homollywood. That is how an interview should be ...
Posted in Lens Eye View | 4,822 views | 5 Comments »
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007
A sweet birdie sent me these pictures of Bipasha with Christiano Ronaldo...the Portugeese superstar who plays for manchester United...Soccer genius...It was clicked in Lisbon a few days ago... :)
Posted in Bollywood | 3,473 views | 13 Comments »
Monday, July 9th, 2007
The adult entertainment industry is anywhere from a $10 billion to a $20 billion industry, depending what source you refer to. According to freespeechonline, the adult entertainment industry generated $12.6 billion in 2005, with the adult Internet businesses growing 150% since 2002.
Now what the hell does the above statement have to do with my unemployment... you may ask. Clearly there is a connection... as portrayed in Part 1 and Part 2.
And I just flowed with the flow. You'll find this "flowing with the flow" quite common amongst the unemployed. It's difficult to pinpoint the reason. The unemployed guy just keeps nodding his head to any suggestion, question, comment and walks ahead. Even for the small ...
Posted in Life Flava | 1,202 views | 2 Comments »
Friday, July 6th, 2007
Enjoy your weekend folks!
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What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that that's a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."
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Triumph is back with a vengeance at the Tony Awards!
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bear grylls being BADASS on discovery channel's "man vs. wild"... i LOVE this show!!
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a classic episode from a classic show... ...
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Friday, July 6th, 2007
Originally published on PassionForCinema
Sirjee Sirjee Sirjee... we are going to becoming crore-pati... millionaires... Sirjee Sirjee Wake Up Sirjee...
Betelal... stop panting... tighten your nada, put it back in your pajamas, shut your mouth and speak slowly...
Sirjee, Subhash Ghai will make us crorepati... I will become a millionaire... a crorepati?
How Betelal... as far as I see, you can't be a crorepati, or anyone's pati... you are a 24/7 fati... and to my best knowledge Subhash Ghai isn't gay, and hence is not sponsoring a TV show "Who wants to marry a crorepati?" with him as the crorepati... so that is out of question. Plus I don't think people with any sexual preference - hetero, home, bi, trans, animal, anime, or whatever ...
Posted in Bollywood | 1,388 views | 5 Comments »
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007
It isn't everyday that you get the key to a secret door leading to a room you never knew existed ever. Though you pass by the room each day of your life... you never knew there was this room, filled with naked ladies, vibrating dildos, men with dicks that would put hammers in your tool box to shame, sex oozing out of the lights of that room... it was tempting to check out the site further given accidentally to me by the lady (Part 1)...
It was a secret job site to get into the porn industry. As a writer, technician, cameraman, grip anything you could think of behind the camera on a porn video set. If you were an ...
Posted in Life Flava | 1,332 views | 2 Comments »
Monday, July 2nd, 2007
Ok, the post a day habit seems to have been broken. My apologies. But there is too much going on and life has been quite busy.
It's got so hectic, that these days I don't pause the movie, so I can jack off in the bathroom. I now do it right on the sofa while Jenna Jameson is talking to half a dozen dicks in the room.
I wonder if unemployment gives you a deeper sense of seeing things in a different way. I really think it does. So now you close your eyes and simply click on the "Apply" button on the employment websites... you've by now realized that your sitting there in front of your computer looking at a ...
Posted in Comedy, Life Flava | 1,253 views | 5 Comments »
Sumeet, can’t remember the tune. I know it was...
Now I remember. Thanks Satchit!
