Sidhu Aur Soren ki Amar Kahani
One small step by the Indian Justice system is one giant breath of fresh air for the Indian Population.
Enter the 21st century. The politicians and those in power (who of course are not politicians) see the rise of a new entity. One they had never known existed ever. The Indian Courts. Having rotted the rotten system with their unbridled lust for corruption and power play… an itsy bitsy tiny flicker (not to be confused with flickr.com) of hope has taken birth in the fall of 2006 in Mera Bharat Mahaan
Although it may seem to be simple on the surface… there may have been much a political arm twisting/string pulling/dick dangling behind those teak wood closed doors on the farm houses of Delhi and Gurgaon to bring about what seems to be the very first…
Two politicians have been convicted in cases of murder filed against them.
Politician One: Shibu Soren
Bechara Shibu… how can they sentence him to life imprisonment? After all he is not one to be taken lightly. Having given constant headaches to whatever party in power… be it the bribery case or the tens of others which we no longer care to keep a record off. Always rushing to Delhi and twisting the government arms by making demands that ranged from more power at the center to probably more kachchas for his state cabinet.
How could they imprison the ruler of Jharkhand? How? Don’t they know that the fearful, highly uneducated, struggling to find their next meal - people of Jharkhand, have given Shibu baba their unflinching support, not withstanding the guns stuck below their asses by Shibu Baba and his royal-but-temporary-loyal band of goons.
The great leader that Shibu Soren “Mahaan” is, such minor acts of his like murdering his secretary 12 years ago, should not even be considered for admitting in court… Do they want to suffer the wrath of the population of India?? Huh? Do they?
Jharkhand to Delhi… everything will burn under rage… BURN BURN BURN… though right now Shibu baba needs to burn Tortoise Mosquito Coil his jail cell… because the damn mosquitoes are keeping him awake all night… HOW DARE THE FUCKING MOSQUITOES BITE THE GREAT LEADER OF JHARKHAND? HOW CAN THEY?
FUCKING MOSQUITOES!!! They are no better than the doctors at AIIMS who quickly gave Soren baba a “he’s perfectly healthy certificate” so the cops could move him to jail from the hospital where he had got himself admitted…
Soren baba, meanwhile sits in Tihar jail… along with some of his brethren like Mafia Don turned Politician turned Mafia Don turned whatever - Pappu Yadav…
Pappu, Soren-ji ka khayal rakhna… our wishes are with both of you… Long live in jail…
Politician Two: Navjot Singh Sidhu
From playing as the opening batsman for the Indian Cricket team, to becoming a cricket commentator to belting out his over-the-top-of-my-head Sidhuisms (Hinglish: Sidhuism=Reciting on-the-spot-created poetry in an OverActing mode… poetry that is undecipherable by any mother fucking human on mother earth)
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After a fairly good cricketing career, Sidhu-jee makes great headways in the cricket commentary arena. His jokes are lapped up by the listeners, things look good and then something happens in Sidhu-jee’s head… on some auspicious day at precisely 12 pm, Sidhu-jee suddenly starts… horror of horrors… thinking… and to add pain to our misery… he thinks… in one of his first ever Sidhuism style…
“If laughing not one but all, whoever hears Sidhu,
Overacting & crappy jokes will make me the biggest Laddoo,
So get up and hit this idea for a Six,
Become a politician and rise above all these pathetic elves,
There may not be in your life, such extinct precious 12s”
And Sidhu-jee became a politician. But around that time when he had embibed and absorbed the Overacting, over the top, God’s first psyched bio-technologically created human, Sidhu-jee slipped… at some cross street… in the city of Patiala in Punjab, the great Sidhuism speaking Sidhu-jee had a fit of road rage which resulted in him dealing heavy blows to one Gurnam Singh, who tragically died of his injuries.
The incident happened in 1988. 18 years later the lower court has at last reached a decision that Sidhu is guilty of culpable homicide not amounting to murder, overturning a 1999 lower court’s ruling acquitting him.
According to Hindustan Times
Justices Mehtab Singh Gill and Baldev Singh also directed Sidhu and Sandhu to pay fines of Rs 1 lakh each. Of this, Rs 1.9 lakh was to be paid to Gurnam Singh’s widow and the rest to the complainant Jaswinder Singh, who was with the victim when the incident occurred.
The court further sentenced Sidhu-jee to three years imprisonment. Sidhu then goes ahead and makes a statement after the decision that he will appeal in the High Court (Add another 18 years for this decision to come through) and he is glad that the entire nation is with him.
What fucking nation is he talking about?
How do such pot headed politicians get the idea that the entire nation is behind a murderer… (even if he is going to appeal in the High Court and may eventually come out clean)
Sidhu-jee meanwhile is going less and less in front of the TV Camera… one which stuck to him as if he was made of “Stick fast glue” or Fevicol.
Of course there is no denying the fact that the timing of Sidhu’s sentence seems very politically motivated.
Shibu Soren’s sentencing had the BJP getting some good ammo to fight against the ruling Congress party and it’s alliances. Something… somewhere… happened. It could again be those silent meetings behind closed Teak wood doors on the farm houses of the power and more powerful… for a few days after Shibu’s sentencing… Sidhu who belongs to the BJP is now found guilty.
Perhaps this is the new twenty first century step being taken by political parties fighting against each other. No longer is it beyond limits to push leaders/politicians in the opposite parties to jail…
Somehow the new level of clashing between the corrupt and the corrupt seems to have for some mind boggling reason benefited the Indian population… for how long? Only time will tell…
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December 6th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
“Reciting on-the-spot-created poetry in an OverActing mode… poetry that is undecipherable by any mother fucking human on mother earth”
Ahhh oz … finally SOMEONE AGREED WITH ME !!!
Can u even believe the show on laughter challenge ??? he will laugh out loud rolling on the floor even at the corniest of jokes ….
And who exactly is a fan of his sidhuisms ?????? He’s just an over hyped product of the media ….
December 7th, 2006 at 1:30 am
I swear Kartik…He’s such a pain on the laughter challenge episodes…
December 7th, 2006 at 6:00 am
There was a Mehmood film ” Sadhu aur shaitan” now there shd be a film
“Sidhu/Shibu aur shaitan”.
Shaitan occupied their minds when they did something wrong.
well guys Sidhu’s laugh is not painful at GILC. He motivates candidates. Several Sardars have this habit that they can laugh on very light jokes. Sidhu is not one and only one. :)
In Suparn word’s dont beat him when he is without clothes. His one bad thing cant overshadow his other qualities and his qualities cant help in overlooking the bad he had done.