The “Heart-Attack” Restaurant
There are some news that I absolutely fall in love with. And specially in America where the mind bounces on either side the thin line dividing the highly imaginative and the absolute craziness.
About a year ago, in Tempe, Arizona, a new kind of a fast food joint was opened. It’s called…
The Heart Attack Grill
The slogan? “Taste… worth dying for”
Yeah… you would hardly feel any damn taste in your mouth while sitting below a large sign painted in red “The Heart Attack Grill”
So why is it called the Heart attack grill?
Dear Reader… let the menu of the place do the talking and convey to you the exact reason for calling it by that name…
Menu
(I kid you not, that’s what they call their burger)
(You know what this means in all actuality…)
(Oh!! You still standing after our double bypass burger… not good… come with us… let’s ensure you have that third heart attack…)
(Fuck man… you still aren’t dead… Wait… this will get you… and perhaps they guarantee it… because… )
… to guarantee that the quadruple bypass is gonna get you, the burger is served by any of these….
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I kid you not dear reader, your quadruple burger is served by waitresses dressed as nurses!!!!!
But the website of The Heart Attack Grill issues a firm warning…
The use of the word “Nurse” above is only intended as a parody. None of the women pictured on our website actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. It should be made clear that the Heart Attack Grill and its employees do NOT offer any therapeutic treatments (aside from laughter) whatsoever.
If you are one of the best customers (I guess by best I mean a frequently visiting customer) of the Heart Attack Grill who devours their triple and quadruple bypass burgers, you get a free service included with your meal… cough cough… the free service is called … cough cough…..
So you are done with your single, double, triple, quadruple bypass… you also got your wheel chair service… and you are still breathing… Fuck man… you are awesome… But we have another ace up our sleeve… Would you like to try our Meal Combo? For just a few extra bucks… Add…
I kid you not… I’m not making this up… It’s rumored that there are half a dozen Ambulance services always ready, waiting in the parking lot of this burger corner…
Do check their website out at www.heartattackgrill.com
So if by any chance you are planning to visit the place… do give me a call and put my name in your will… and be assured I’ll give you very proper directions to the restaurant… after all what are friends for? ;)
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November 21st, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Weird!
lol! The friends like that ;)
November 21st, 2006 at 10:41 pm
Gees … the burgers (and the women) look delicious !!!