Tumhara Naam Kya Hain Basanti?


Tumahara naam kya hain Basanti?

Ghungroo

Tumhaari ghodee (Hinglish: Horse), Dhanno ka kya naam hain?

Laila

Tumharee ghodee ka transformation kaise hua?

Don’t know. But this is not a ghodee you idiot. It’s an autorickshaw

Sorry Basanti… err… Ghungroo… and sorry Dhanno… err… Laila… When did all these changes take place?

A few days ago.

Errr… where did these changes take place?

At Ram Gopal Varma’s Sholay

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Errr… how can I confirm what you speak is the truth?

Idiots like you can go and read the truth here at DNA.

Errr… any more surprises?

How would I know? Even I’m surprised by my name change, my horse changing to an autorickshaw and its name changed to Laila from Dhanno.

Errr… I guess you won’t need the stick to lash your horse to run faster when Gabbar Singh’s men chase you.

I guess I won’t. Most probably the stick to beat the horse will be replace by a “bhopu” (Hinglish: Rubber Air Horn that produces a sound …. bhoooopuuuu)

Errrr…. and these changes happened because….?

Because of Ram Gopal Varma’s Magical Genius you idiot.

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15 Responses to “Tumhara Naam Kya Hain Basanti?”

  1. Honhaar Goonda Says:

    i never liked sholay that much, so i do not mind any changes.

    but i do see where you guys are coming from. cos i also get pissed when some doofus play with my favorite movies or songs

  2. kartik krishnan Says:

    Nisha Kothari !!!!!!!!!!! Arggggggggggggggh
    will have to put up with her amateurish dialogue delivery once again !!!! ~X(

    Sushmita sen ??? playing radha ???
    and both nisha and sush are best of friends ???

    ala new ‘twists’ in Don … new twists in Sholay ??

    Director logon … agar creative itch itni hi zyaada hai toh phir kuch original kyun nahin banate ?? remakes kyun karte ho ????? x(

  3. Nirad Says:

    Somewhere one of my fav directors is going hayware. I remember watching Shiva and being impressed. I was in school then. Then Rangeela weaved its magic. The fact that I am a sau takiya Aamir Khan fan also helped. Satya came and blew us away heralding the onset of many luminous careers. Company was taut and complete. It was beautiful. Then came Naach. Yes you can start grumbling but I don’t care really care. I just went wow with this film which everyone trashed. I was blown away by the craft and audacity of this filmmaker, who released Naach in the garb of a mainstream Hindi film.I am not joking guys. The craft and the treatment was completely out of the 60s French wave. Except for the last ten minutes, where he tried to deconstruct(understandably for the regular Hindi film watchers), what he has so diligently built, the film sparkles all the way. I saw it twice, one of which was Abhishek’s private screening (Ahem! Ahem!.. yes I have some contacts as well…). Anyway the point that I was trying to make is Ramu seems to be running out of ideas. He seriously needs some divine intervention… okay well he is an atheist. At least he needs to take a break and take a sojourn to his village in Andhra. He might hit the right perspective.

  4. Full2 faltu Says:

    RGV has gone pagal. Why is he promoting Mohit and Nisha kothari so much.

    Imagine this. Ghungroo pressing the accelerator harder

    “Chal Laila aaj tumhari ghungroo ki izzat ka sawaal hai!”

    Shit! Thats worse!

    -Punds

  5. ricky Says:

    also heard that in rgv’s sholay there’s gonna be no soorma bhopali(jagdeep) and angrez ke zamane ka jailor(asrani)..rajpal yadav and boman irani were initially supposed to play the role of jagdeep and asrani respectively..

  6. VC Says:

    The look of the characters I guess -
    http://www.telegraphindia.com/1061101/asp/calcutta/story_6943361.asp

  7. VC Says:

    Devi aka Radha

  8. VC Says:

    Sorry tried to post an image in the comment field..Obviously did not work…sorry…

  9. VC Says:

    http://www.indiafm.com/features/2006/11/01/1772/index.html
    Now that we know the story…RGV can probably stop making the movie…

  10. Jwalant Says:

    What xactly is the problem? Did you see Sarkar? it was an awesome movie supposedly based on Godfather? Was there any similarity? Then why is the dumb comparison? Ramu is doing it only to garner fokat publicity that he will get withput spending any penny. Rest assured, he will make a good film. Only out of minders would compare old Sholay with this one. take this as compltely new movie and you will be surprised when you see it. believe me, Ramu will make a good movie.

  11. sumeet Says:

    Is it just me or does Nisha’s Avatar really look like one of RGV’s famous characters..Munna from Rangeela…

  12. oz Says:

    - Sumeet, Shit!!! Yeah… that’s Aamir Khan from Rangeela!

  13. striker Says:

    the direction this movie is headed in, it may as well be called “dho-lay” now.. aisi dhulaai hone waali hai ki poocho mat :-”

  14. rk Says:

    Jwalant:
    RGV himself has put his head inside the Okhli and now comparisons are must. Moreover he is the man who comments on any thing and everything under the sun so whats the deal if people comments on him or his work.
    People keep hope that this time RGV will make a good film and will not waste AB.
    RGV is always on ego trip and he is a warrior too so unless Mohit Ahlawat and Nisha Kothari themselves say gudbye to RGV he will be trying to show that these two persons know how to act and they have great screen presence.

  15. ricky Says:

    rgv’s sholay is gonna be a super-hit…those who are against the film are also gonna be contributing towards the success of the film by buying the tickets to watch it atleast once! so before the release of the film one should shut his mouth and watch what rgv has to offer and then open his mouth to talk about the film…if you dont like it then you are most welcome to waste your time by discussing what you felt…he’ll come up with something new to offeras a filmmaker…and if you still dont have any better things to do in life then comment on every news pertaining to rgv’s sholay…you guys are still contributing by giving it more hype!!

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