Archive for September, 2006

Desi Souls : American Rain

Thursday, September 14th, 2006
7:30am La Jolla, San Diego Vineesh Rao, stood with his back resting on the wall of the bistro, facing the ocean. The rain had forced the bistro owner to remove all his chairs and tables from the porch. Vineesh had a cup of coffee in his right hand as he glanced at his wrist watch. He looked up. There was no sign of the rain stopping anytime soon. Everything around him looked a tinge blue. He had this soft melancholic feeling as he gazed at the ocean with blank eyes. It was Thursday. The whole of the American west coast was driving its way to work. But not Vineesh. He had taken a couple of days off from work. He checked his watch ...

Yun Hota To Kya Hota : Flat Bubbly

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
You start to uncork the champagne. One of the top actors of our times has come out with his first directorial venture in the land of cinema. Naseeruddin Shah, despite his many lows, is still a powerhouse, a library, a school of acting in himself. Time to celebrate. Press play, sit back, push your footrest up and enjoy. Oh wait a minute! Champagne to kholo bhaiee (Hinglish: Open the champagne you ass). Unfortunately, the champagne’s flat and has no fizz. It’s equivalent to drinking an extra sour grape juice, that’s bound to have you spending the next 38 hours of your life in the rest room. No boom boom here. And the movie, just like the bottle of champagne, can be capped back, ...

Threesome sex = bad idea!

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
Update: Pictures of the three characters now added to the post. Well I still don't believe the above equation but Richard Green better do. For his girlfriend's kicked his butt and left him. Who the fuck is Richard Green? Well, according to this report, Green is an internet sex gambler (internet sex gambler? what the hell does that mean) had laid a bet, whereby he got his girlfriend Katie Greenwood to promise him a three-in-a-bed romp if his website got five million hits. mth11.jpg [That's the image Green put up on his now shutdown site. If only I knew how to undistort the image in photoshop... sigh...] So what happened? He won. He started a website www.makethishappen.com (now shut down), got ...

Restructuring… from scripts to your body

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
Quite a few interesting pieces to begin the day with. If you don't know who Jaideep Sahni is then here's a fast forward recap (source: IMDB). He's the one who writes screenplays/stories and his work so far includes Jungle, Company, Bunty aur Babli and the soon to be released Khosla ka Ghosla. Indiafm does an interview with Sahni and it's worth a dekko. Sidenote: Why wasn't Khosla ka Ghosla titled as Khosle ka Ghosla, which sounds more apt for the tongue. Well, we then have Ms. Kareena Kapoor talking about Body restructuring. Yes, dear reader. If the almost invisible Kareena's wafer thin body wasn't enough to have us straining our eyes, we better get ready ...

Judgment Day : Sanjay Dutt’s fate tomorrow

Monday, September 11th, 2006
The 1993 Bombay blasts court judgement on Sanjay Dutt, in all probability will be passed out on September 12. A brief recap : In 1993, Sanjay Dutt via his alleged contacts in the underworld (namely Dawood and his sidekicks), got hold of some illegal weapons (his take: to protect himself and his family during the riots that preceded the blasts), and later after the blasts had them thrown into a furnace via his producer friends, who themselves were friends with the blast masterminds. According to this IBN report, it looks like a section of the Bollywood industry is headed for a financial crash, if Sanjay Dutt is sent to jail tomorrow The 1993 Mumbai bomb blast judgment could not just ...

Sunny Side Down?

Monday, September 11th, 2006
Sunny Deol seems to quite frankly accept that "he is not a saleable proposition these days", in an interview for the Mumbai Mirror. Why do you continue to be media shy? I’ve always been a very shy person. I’d rather let my work speak for me. Finally, the audience judges you by what you do rather than what you say. Talking about oneself might be the norm these days, but I’m not going to change. I’m happy the way I am. If people like me, fine. If they don’t, how can I convince them that I am good? Shouting from rooftops doesn’t suit me because that’s what I’m accused of doing in my films. Your age does not allow you play ...

Is Don Gay?

Sunday, September 10th, 2006
The Sunday Masala on Desi Talk - The Desi Train Talk Show, had quite a few eye brow raising topics to talk about. Is Don gay? Not sure, but I just had this nagging feeling. Listen to the show and tell me your thoughts about it. The Black Dahlia. Based on James Ellroy's second novel in the L.A. Quartet series. If you loved L.A. Confidential, then The Black Dahlia, is one to look forward to. Listen to a brief on James Ellroy and what The Black Dahlia is all about. Pornography in India? Sharmila Tagore has a say on it. (FYI: She's now the Chairperson of the Censor Board of India) And lots more... Listen in live streaming or download the show ...

Chase: An American, A Terrorist and The Guru

Friday, September 8th, 2006
Chapter Two : The Hunter is focused, the Hunted… Sly Darshuk, Afghanistan. 2am. The radio crackled in one of the mud houses of the village. The sentry had been enjoying a hookah, a Kalashnikov by his side. He rushed in to get the message. A few minutes’ later, two armed men in their late twenties were running towards the east. In about fifteen minutes they were at the outpost of the village. The outpost was used to watch out for American troop movement and relay warnings to the hiding members of the Taliban in the village of Darshuk. The men at the outpost today had halted the traveler. The signature on the inside of his ivory pendant confirmed his true identity. They radioed ...

Pickup : The Low Energy Game

Thursday, September 7th, 2006
It's been bugging me. There's a lot that goes on in anyone's life. Things that push the person up or down. The state of mind floats up or sinks down based on things going on in your life. What does one do in such times? Does one go out and socialize? Fuck me, I don't wanna move an inch from my LazyBoy chair in those times. And yet I've been pushing myself. The various methods of the game talk about high energy as the foundation for the game. But what if you are consistently feeling low energy each weekend, each evening, for days at a stretch. Does this mean the Game is not for you? Does this mean you are destined ...

Guess the movie contest

Thursday, September 7th, 2006
For those who haven't yet checked out the cool site - Passion for Cinema (address: passionforcinema.com), do drop in when you get the chance. There's a guess the movie contest going on right now.

Munnabhai : Warsi fires the first salvo

Thursday, September 7th, 2006
Munnabhai is a hit. The sequel is a super hit. Contrary to many apprehensions the sequel turned out to be a well made one. Money is flowing in. In fact, judging by the press reports, it's a flood of cash flowing in for Vidhu Vinod Chopra Productions. And somewhere in India, two kids approach Arshad Warsi. They wanted to create a video game, with Circuit as the main character. Warsi's time to make some money. But he can't. All copyrights of Munnabhai and its various characters and elements are held by Vidhu Vinod Chopra. And that's a sad case a.k.a. pattern in Bollywood. The system of earning a percentage of the gross has not yet seeped in. Actors are paid a fixed ...

Who is she?

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006
If you haven't read the article, then come and beat your brains on the desk to get the answer to this one. It's a picture taken in 1995 when one of Bollywood's leading actresses was working in the service industry. Damn it! Who is she? :-" hehehe ms1.jpg

Ghayal Part 2???

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
Since the last 18.352 hours I've been searching for my razor. No. It's not just any razor. It was my first razor I ever used to shave. And it had been the topic of discussion amongst friends and family for long. It was gold plated razor gifted to me by my dad. And it brought me instant fame. Snap. Like that. I was famous. oz shaves with a gold plated razor. It is the first razor of his life. So to get back some of the fame I once achieved via my gold plated razor, I've been looking for my "Manilal Harilal & Sons Gold Razor". Tragically I did not find it. So I went to the supermarket across ...

200,000 hits and oz’s Secret Writing Principles

Monday, September 4th, 2006
Somewhere between Sunday night and early Monday morning, Desi Train crossed the 200,000 mark. I know it is a small figure compared to others who achieve that mark in a single day, yet for a virtually unknown blogger it is an important milestone. I started counting readers since August 2005. In May 2006 we reached the magical figure of 100,000. In 8 months!!! And now another 100,000 has been added in just half the time!!! Amazing!!! Thank you dear readers ^:)^ Thank you for being so gracious. Thank you for visiting this train, each day, every day. Thank you for letting me know that you enjoy the ride on this train. Thank you for your love, pranks, cracks, jacks, insults, threats and everything ...

Aussie Croc Hunter no more

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006
This comes from a tip by WB. Yeah, if you've seen him, heard him, got the shivers from what he did... you know him... you knew him. Because he's no more. Sydney Morning Herald reports Television personality and environmentalist Steve Irwin has died in a marine accident in north Queensland, state government sources say. Known worldwide as the Crocodile Hunter, he was famous for his enthusiasm for wildlife and his catchcry "Crikey!''. The 44-year-old is believed to have been killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest, the sources said. He was filming an underwater documentary off Port Douglas when the accident occurred. Mr Irwin's body was being flown to Cairns by helicopter. Australian emergency officials could not immediately confirm the reports. A spokesman for Emergency ...