Why is oz learning Taekwondo?
A Duel… Well atleast that’s what controversial German film director Uwe Boll did. His latest film “BloodRayne” was panned by the critics.
So what does Boll do?
He challenges his critics to a BOXING DUEL
And what do the critics do?…
They accept the challenge!!!
And then?
Boll takes on each of his four challengers, one at a time, at a Vancouver boxing ring.
And???
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Boll knocks each of the critics out. (HOLLY MOLLY!!!!) - as per rumors each of the four knocked out critics have applied for lifelong membership at a monastery where they will live an “Uncritical” life.
Where did you read this?
So what does oz do?
Frantically calling his ex-Taekwondo instructor, making all types of excuses for not attending his class for the last 4 years, begging him to take him back in the class… because a lot, yes a LOT OF PEOPLE from Bollywood will want to FUCKING CALL HIM FOR A BOXING CHALLENGE OVER THE CRAP HE WRITES ABOUT THEM….
God help oz, if this trend gains popularity. Amen.
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September 26th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
so really, the question now is… oz, who do you want to fight in your debut? b-( and where can i get tickets?
September 26th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
- me? wanna fight? I’m a very non violent Punjabi guy (umm… somehow non-voilence and Punjabi don’t seem to gell well in the same sentence) ;)
September 26th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Well if you knock out the shit heads up who give us crap like Krish, please go ahead and challenge them. I will bring along a team of cheer leaders from XFL!!!!
September 26th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
- UJ, You’ve just motivated me to join the “Become a black belt in 3 days” bootcamp Haeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaa….>:)