Threesome sex = bad idea!
Update: Pictures of the three characters now added to the post.
Well I still don’t believe the above equation but Richard Green better do. For his girlfriend’s kicked his butt and left him.
Who the fuck is Richard Green?
Well, according to this report, Green is an internet sex gambler (internet sex gambler? what the hell does that mean) had laid a bet, whereby he got his girlfriend Katie Greenwood to promise him a three-in-a-bed romp if his website got five million hits.
[That's the image Green put up on his now shutdown site. If only I knew how to undistort the image in photoshop... sigh...]
So what happened?
He won. He started a website www.makethishappen.com (now shut down), got 5 million hits and BANG BANG BANG, got his dream come true. So he, along with his girl friend banged a pretty dancer, Holly Henderson.
And?
Well it so happened that after the threesome chitty chitty bang bang, Katie and Holly seemed to have developed the “hots” (yeah “the” hots) for each other. So Katie has left Mr. Green (who now has trouble finding a twosome) and moved in with Holly.
[That's Katie and Holly. I see cans cans cans]
The 21-year-old Katie claims that after their romp Richard became madly jealous.
“It was his idea to have the threesome, but I went along with it to keep him happy and now it’s bitten him on the bum,” Newsoftheworld quoted her, as saying.
“Afterwards he became a nightmare. I couldn’t even go to the shop without him following, thinking I was seeing someone.
“I turned to Holly as a friend to get me through a difficult patch and things progressed from there,” she added.
So where is Mr. Richard Green now?
Playing cricket. No seriously. According to the report
Richard, 30, a former Lancashire county cricketer, who posted pictures of the romp on www. makethishappen .com admitted: “As soon as we’d had the threesome I knew it was a mistake. I just couldn’t trust her any more.”
September 12th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
“As soon as we’d had the threesome I knew it was a mistake. I just couldn’t trust her any more.â€
The idiot…He asked for it. What a total dumbass. He couldn’t trust her? He was the one dreaming of a 3 way, he was the one scheming to get some other chic into their bed. Not her, she went along with it for his benefit. Moron gets two chics at the same time and then blows it. He should have nursed the whole thing until the dancer moved in with them, instead of driving his chic away. Some idiots just don’t know how to handle a delicate situation and the folks who ‘wouldn’t blow it’ are never given the chance. Damn shame for all involved.
October 8th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
So whats the problem??? He asked for the threesome, he was granted with that and she found truly what she was looking for! I really dont see the problem but yeah kinda sucks for him. I know that if he would have been doing right by her to begin with then he wouldnt have had a problem! There is no way that you can steer anyone away from someone that is in love and well treated. I think that this is what happened. It wasnt the act it was the emotions associated with the act. If he was treating like crap, then he was looking to get this arranged and was persistant to the point she did it to shut him up. Then good for her. It can go both ways in reality. I am not against threesomes BY NO MEANS , but if you arent secure in yourself and how your partner is treated then you got it coming!!! When it does, i dont feel bad for the party spending quality time by themselves holding a bottle of lotion!!! :o
January 5th, 2008 at 9:57 am
haha i was in stokton heath last night, that one up there with the pink top was there, what a fukin slut!