Jessica Biel’s Perfect Ass
I’m still rubbing my eyes to see if those are real. As soon as I looked at these pictures at Egotastic, I knew only two things could be true
1. I was completely drunk (which I’m not) and plain horny (which I’m always) to have my eyes and mind make up the illusion of the most perfect ass in the world.
2. David Copperfield must have been somewhere close to Biel to have cast an illusion on the camera taking that picture.
That is a perfect “10″ ass I’ve seen in a loooooooong time. She’s seen here at the premiere of The Illusionist.
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August 16th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Wow!!!!!!!
That is too good to be real..Her Ass i mean… Some cotton Pads? Hmm food for thought!!! She would pose a perfect challenge to the Ass Queen of Hollywood..JLO or for that matter even our very own Karishma kapoor from Bollywood…Lol
August 16th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Woww!!!!! 30 minutes after the post and I have 274 readers reading this post. WOWWW - That goes to show what an ass she has!!!!
August 16th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Oz, I think ppl are waiting for your evil twin to ravage that ass!!! Lol
August 16th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
That part will be handled by me and not my evil twin. Sorry to disappoint, but the evil twin will be walking on DT Later tonight or latest by tomorrow.:((
August 17th, 2006 at 12:51 am
Ozbhai,been busy lately,so cudn’t comment. But not to praise this honey-buns would be sheer paap.I think Jay Thakore would have loved to spank them….btw did someone ask who’s Jay Thakore..wanna meet him?
August 17th, 2006 at 8:18 am
me personally think it is a bit “bubbly”, no offence to Oz. As a teenager in the mid 80’s, I admired Agnetha Fältskog’s (ABBA) cute behind.
August 17th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Agneta had a really cute ass.
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:21 am
I think she has got an ass job done. That is why she is giving that pose. By the way that ass is better than JLo’s too.
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
I love Jesse Biel’s ass. Its much nicer than J Lo’s or Beyonce or any of those overrated asses. Its so fit, firm and full. Yum!
March 1st, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Oz,
Since you are into asses, I recommend you google up Juliana Paes, I promise you… you won’t be disappointed :-).
March 1st, 2007 at 9:01 pm
LOL!!! thanks Cliff.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Bootylicious!!!!
January 6th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Agnetha’s ass was very jiggly, whereas Jessica Biel’s is just BIG.
January 7th, 2008 at 5:50 am
Happiness is standing directly behind Jessica Biel on a packed elevator!
January 16th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Not bad for a white chick, although I suspect she’s either half black or she’s had some cosmetic cushions inserted in her glutes. Either way, I’d it hit.