How to make a million dollars… stupidly…
My roommate’s a news junkie. Well not the political news, but all the info lying at slashdot and other places - all over the internet. And when he came with this piece of info while I was having my dinner I was left in a quandary. Should I be laughing? Or should I go to my garage, take out my tool box, open it, take the hammer out of the box, hold the hammer tight, point it to my skull and start slamming it with the hammer.
Well, you may fall into a similar state of confusion when you read the latest article at Weir Tech News Hub.
What’s the article about?
The Top 10 Dumbest Online Business Ideas That Made It Big Time
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And I start a new category at Desi Train called “Money” with this article.
Number one on the list is a guy who charged a dollar for a pixel…???? WHAT???
Wait there’s more… eight monks in the monastery are millionaires. Monks? Millionaires? How? People think they will earn good karma when they send their empty printer cartridges to these monks for refilling. Yes dear reader, all your “paaps” will be washed away when you give the job of refilling cartridges to eight monks in Monroe County. What’s the name of their business? LaserMonks.com
I never gave it a second thought whenever I saw every second car in my neighborhood that had a plastic dog face or a plastic ball stuffed on top of the car’s antenna. Well… BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. Because the guy who makes that antenna balls, is now a millionaire!!! What kind of fucking dick cap do we wear on our sane heads, which never makes us ANYTHING??? Dick caps? Wait… that gives me an idea…
Check out the Top Ten Weirdest of Ideas that made a Million … and come back to Desi Train and tell us on what YOU THINK CAN MAKE YOU A MILLION USING YOUR OWN CREATIVE WEIRD IDEA.
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July 19th, 2006 at 9:47 am
I’ll go first.
Ideas…
(1) Dick caps. Please don’t ask. :-ss
(2) An electronic beeper that goes off when a guy has a hard on. Two watches - one on the guys wrist the other on his partner’s - male / female or whatever the guy has sex with. When the guy is turned on the watch on the guy’s wrist sends a signal to the watch on the partner’s wrist triggering the beeper… someone’s on heat.
(3) Start a blog site. If you want your name mentioned on the site you pay 1000 dollars. Why? Because it’s a weird stupid idea.
(4) Plastic pistol that fires a sticky color on the target. Color vanishes after 48 hours. Color can’t be washed off before that. Use? While driving if any rude drivers cut you off, aim the plastic pistol and fire on the car. Color splatters and sticks on their car. Color codes give a message to others on the road that this driver is a rude driver.
(5) Anti plastic pistol. If someone accidently shoots the color on your car… relax. Help is here. Simply keep driving on the road, take your anti plastic pistol, aim at the roof of your car (the windshield if you have a convertible) and fire. Something will eject (what will eject? that I haven’t thought of yet) from the pistol and erase the color from the pistol in point 4.
(6) Nagider. When your woman starts nagging, simply wear these secret - hidden - behind - the ears - earphones and switch it on. Music of beautiful woman talking to you will blanket your woman’s nagging voice. And you will keep smiling.
(7) More to come… will publish after I get them patented.
July 19th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Here’s my piece for becoming a Millionaire
the first one is borrowed from a millionaire himself, he made fun of this idea, but i want to take it seriuos
1. Wrap-It-Up buzzer. Will be so famous with Indian married females who’s hubbies have a problem of postmature ejacuation. All she has to do is hit the buzzer and ask him to WRAP IT UP
(Idea borrowed from Dave Chappelle)
2. Glasses with changing image from the inside…What the fuck is that? Well most the guys/gals are fucking ugly people, still imagining they are “MAKING LOVE” to Aishwarya Rai or John Abraham. So, all you have to do is wear the glasses before your session and eureka you are fucking that dream person you always wanted to bed.
Well i will be happy with 2 million dollars. So, i wanna give chance to other brilliant people to become Millionaires.
July 19th, 2006 at 10:34 am
well im already a millionaire from my baap’s pesa. sike.
so, you’re b/w 25 and 31, prime NRI marriage age range, and your mummi and papa start calling aquaintences asking about prospect dhamads and bahus. who wants their parents shopping for a spouse for you so you get your younger sibling still living at home to atatch (who really knows how to spell that) this thing to the phone jack that makes the call drop whenever someone says the words shaadi, bachelor’s degree, MD, bihar, paan, or any other work you wish to program. yes i know, crazy, paagal idea. in my case, i would be installing this device for my didi who is 27. she would adore this idea. :)