It’s Official : Al Qaeda opens office in India
And it’s done. The terrorist organization Al Qaeda, has unofficially or officially opened it “regional office” in Jammu & Kashmir, the northern most state of India. Two days after the Bombay Bomb Blasts, the sons of bitches appointed a “spokesperson”, who called in the local news office in Kashmir to make the announcement.
According to this Rediff report,
The Al Qaeda terrorist outfit was launched in Jammu and Kashmir with its spokesman making the announcement in a telephone statement to a local news agency, Current News Service.
Well, so was there a ribbon cutting ceremony? Did those corrupt politicians who are suspected to be in alliance with the bastards, come in to congratulate them? Do people working in this “regional” office get cubicles, computers, coffee machines and internet access? What about Insurance, 401k plans and sick/vacation leaves?
Oops I forgot, it’s the Al Qaeda. The people here live in jungles, eat shit, drink piss and roll ganja to kick their sick brains. Ganja, because alcohol is a strict no no. What an excellent idea. Ofcourse to kill time inbetween two bomb blasts, they plunder the local villages and kill people. Since video games are banned in their outfit they end up playing “Doom” for real.
The report further adds that
As per the bulletin issued by the news agency, Abu Hadeed, who claimed to be the spokesman of the outfit said, “The world will soon be made abreast of its aims and objectives.”
Mr. Hadeed will make the world abreast of its aims and objectives? I mean, what school did these guys go to? I guess the morons were so dumb fucked headed that their teachers used to make them write “A as in Apple” a hundred times on the chalk board. I guess they carry the same philosophy in real life.
But Mr. Hadeed, the world around you isn’t as dumb and doesn’t need a hundred blasts around us, so that we can remember your “aims and objectives”.
And here’s the killer
The spokesman told CNS that Al Qaeda Jammu and Kashmir chief Abu Abdur Rahman Ansari has “expressed happiness over the Mumbai serial blasts and appreciated those who carried out these attacks.”
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Good. Now therapists all over the world, who have emotionally depressed patients, can hand them this piece of advise “Go and blow and bomb and your mind and body will feel happy. As a bonus an asshole called Mr. Hadeed from an organization called Al Qaeda, born right out the devil’s ass, will make you feel appreciated”
The report ends with more mind boggling statements of the ganja smoking shit head
“The Mumbai attacks were a reaction to the oppression in India of minorities in general and Muslims in particular,” Hadeed told CNS on phone.
“Today we have laid the foundation of the outfit in Jammu and Kashmir. We will soon make our stand and objectives known to the world,” he told the news agency.
Oppression against minorities? So you mean Christians, Parsis, Jews… you killed 200 people and have seriously injured close to 600 people for these minorities. Right. So now may we know what minorities were you trying to protect when you carried out the 9/11 in the States? Hindus from India?
I didn’t know you had a global license to wage a war for minorities. But let’s look at it from a clearer perspective. You blow people to fight for minorities in Country A. In country B you blow up people to fight for the minorities in there. Now minorities in Country A are the majority in Country B. Whereas minorities in Country B are the majority in Country A. So who are you fighting against, you dumb fuck?
Oppression, MY FOOT!!! The president of India is a Muslim. The leading superstars in the movie Industry are Muslims. WHAT OPPRESSION ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT???
The fact is you Mr. Hadeed, and your sick organization, are the evils, which all religions talk about. Call it Doomsday or call it “Kalyug”. You don’t have a religion. The only thing you worship is power, that eggheads like you think they have based on striking fear and terror all over the world. By killing innocent people, by making more widows and orphans, - that gives you the greatest high in your sick fucked heads, and whatever virtual conception of “power” you may have.
Let’s suppose we all decide to convert to Islam. You still won’t stop the killing. Your next excuse may be, say, we are not Shias. So all the world who now are Sunni Muslims, say, converts to become Shias. Will you stop? Nah. Because there will be another excuse to blow up innocent people. Perhaps some of us don’t allow the dog to shit in our backyard. So let’s say the whole world now lets their dogs shit in their backyard. Will that stop you? You’ve got to be kidding me. HA! NO WAY!
For balance threatens you, peace makes you sick, and happiness angers you. Its in your genes and you fight back. For you, your survival lies in running all your lifes from the law, creating imbalance, creating war, spreading death and destruction, making more orphans and widows - for there in lies your real pleasure, that you worship.
Its not God, Its not Allah, Its not Jesus, Its not Ram. Its bringing pain and death to others that you sick minds worship. In my religion we call it the Devil. It’s what Ravana was. And now its you. Just a million times worse.
Tragic, it is. And Allah sheds another tear on the hell you persist to create in his kingdom of heaven.
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July 13th, 2006 at 11:20 am
this is what i think about the whole situation… http://fenderbender.wordpress.com/2006/07/11/can-india-take-action-against-the-terrorist-nation/
July 13th, 2006 at 11:21 am
The ballz these people have!
July 13th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
it’s time for India to get some politicians that have balls…we need to reform India.
July 14th, 2006 at 9:32 am
I clicked on the podcast and was sad — I thought we’d hear you! The woman didn’t deliver “bitches” with enough umph.
July 14th, 2006 at 10:24 am
- Ani, =)) I am checking the possibilities of “recording” my posts and a software then converts them into text.
July 14th, 2006 at 11:58 am
We don’t need Al Qaeda to ruin our country. We have enough of our own like that b*@#ard Arjun Singh who is now demanding reservations for Muslims, who according to him are a minority…and that motherf*@!er Karunanidhi is supporting him.
~Manoj~
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:31 am
There must be some way to bomb these fucktarded faggots.