What the FUCK IS GOING ON HERE????
How many people are dying of a terminal disease and by some strange fate, happen to be rich, and want to donate their money before dying,… Another email from someone…
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VERY IMPORTANT, HELP ME PLS
Dear Sir/Ma,
How are you doing? I am
Sadasivan Giridhar Kakalure a Multi Businessman in Bahrain, I have been
diagnosed with Esophageal cancer, It has defiled all forms of medical
treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live,
according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so
well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous,I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there
is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the
world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this
world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few
close friends.I want God to be merciful to me and accept my sou. so,I
have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to
be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria, India and
Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do
this myself anymore.
I once asked members of my family to close one of
my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity
organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money
to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to
be contended with what I have left for them.
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I will want you to help
me collect my last deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations
which I deposited in security/finance house abroad, which no one knows
of is the huge cash deposit of (Fifteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand
U.S dollars) I have set aside 25% for you, then 5% for any expenses
insured.
If you are interested, please send your prompt reply to my
confidential email address: sgkakalure@yahoo.com.hk
I will send you a
copy of my identification and pictures in my next mail.
God be with
you.
Sadasivan Giridhar Kakalure
FOR SECURITY REASON SEND YOUR REPLY
TO MY CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL ADDRESS: sgkakalure@yahoo.com.hk
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Ok Guys, what do I write back. The best response gets a free pass to the Desi Train Inner Circle.
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July 6th, 2006 at 3:32 am
I have been in Bahrain since 1980. I have never heared of this guy.
Oz,
One more trying to get your balls all worked up. Get ready for a nasty fight with this dude.
Cheers
July 6th, 2006 at 3:38 am
Thank you for your offer sir,But i’d rather earn my living being nice to assholes who i’d rather be hostile to:p
July 6th, 2006 at 5:50 am
wow..
thats a real good one Boss :-)
July 6th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
Oz Bro,
Hows this?
Dear Sadasivan Giridhar Kakalure,
Seeing your pain, your hurt, your guilt, your anguish and your attrocious use of the English language, I am truly and deeply moved. So moved, that I nearly shed a tear ( yeah! imagine that!). Firstly, I am impressed that you are a “Multi Businessman”! In today’s world, where people find it difficult to be play a single role, your schizophrenic responsiblities leave me spellbound! I wish I knew the burden you carry - that of immense imaginary wealth and total lack of brains, but thankfully I am bereft of both! I know that you are seeking solace at the feet of god, and I am confident that as you move from one level of craziness to another , you come a step closer to HIM! I would request that you donate this to the women of UAE, Dubai, Saudi, Oman, etc - but then, its of no use - these women are well endowed in any case!
Since, you, the poor gullible soul, have been cheated by the hideously criminal people of Pakistan, I see no reason why us Indians should not have our chance!!! There are some very well known charitable institutions that you can contribute to :
1) BLGPF ( Bhappi Lahiri Gold Promotion Fund)
2) RSBEF (Rakhi Sawant Breast Endowment Fund)
3) LREABF ( Laloo Rabri Ek Aur Bachcha Fund)
4) S&SMBBF ( Sunny & Salman Mere Baal Bachao Fund)
5) ASDF ( Amar Singh Dalali Fund)
there are some more funds, and in case there is anything left in your pockets after meeting these NGOs ( No Good Organisations) please feel free to call me! I can promise that not only willI finish you off properly, I will leave you in so much debt, you will look forward to meeting God!
with warmest of regards
July 7th, 2006 at 8:00 am
- Sophocles, That is hilarious!!!
=))
July 7th, 2006 at 10:53 am
sensei,
have i earned my free pass to the inner circle?
July 7th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Thanks Kartik:)
Man,Sophocles.U shld attach a warning saying “Do not read this at work”.Amazing work dude,Simply too good:))
July 7th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
- Sophocles, :)>- If your entered email is right… look for the Inner Circle email coming up in a day or two.
July 7th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Awesome work mannn… JUst made another of my boring days of vacation!
I got a few spam mails like that one… and i did write back.. heres what i remember.
Dear Sir (or ma’am ………..or whatever),
I hav a couple of guys who could help u out since i am already being helped out. they are known as superheroes in India, though both of them are pretty jaali. On is called Krissh.. (no guarantee of the number of “S”s involved)> he needs some money to get his spring boots fixed after he flew too high from one of the buildings that read something like bollywood box office. Another one would be Mr. Superman who can virtually lift up any damn thing in the world(or outside it, for taht matter…) and send it flying in the space and stop exactly at such a point where the earth’s gravity works only on him and not on the huge mass (or planet) he just sent deep outside outer space! And since he wasnt received very well in my country, he could use some of your money to keep practicing hard and fuck those cruel gals who mother his child and still say why the world doesnt need him.
As for your particular liking for my email id, which apparently earned me these bucks, i could donate them to any of the two u choose.
Directing ur mail to the spam box,
Sumit Sharma :p
July 10th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
I got this exact same e-mail a couple of days ago. I don’t get it: what’s the angle here?