Email for Help, so oz will Help
I know you think I’m being so stupid here. But today is a good day and I truly believe that I’m coming across geniune, honest people who want to help.
I received another email calling to help people out with money. (I had received one months ago from someone which I had published in here). This time I’m determined to help this person out.
Following is the email I received and then my email to this generous person.
Reply-To: mende4all@yahoo.com (bcc to me)
Date: Jun 22, 2006 3:25 PM
Subject: Help
Dear Friend,
As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me,
because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Mr. Mende Hasif merchants in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never Generous, I was always hostile to people and
only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this, as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well asa few close friends.
I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this
to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have
distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.If you are interested in helping me kindly reach me on my private email address
God Bless You
Mende Hasif
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I was deeply moved by this email and have decided to help this person. Following is my reply to Mr/Ms./Mrs./Whatever Mende Hasif.
From: oz <>
To: mende4all@yahoo.com
Date: Jun 22, 2006 3:52 PM
Subject: Re: Help
Mr. Hasif, It is indeed tragic to know about your sickness. Your
gesture is commendable. I am sure that Christ, Allah, Ramji, Hanumanji and even Satan-ji will find your generosity commendable. I am pretty sure that Satan-ji may give up all evil and become a God Loving person after coming to know what a generous person Hasif Mende is.
Please allow me to help you in spreading your generosity. I have
contacts with many charitable institutions the world over who help the society in various ways from widows to children to families affected by natural disasters.
What would you like to donate to each of these institutions?
May I also suggest donating to a hard working institution called the Desi Train whose goal is to bring a smile to all people who visit it’s (mental) institution. A donation of One Million dollars will nsure that the servers of Desi Train keep running, more staff can be hired and the hard-pressed-for-time CEO of Desi Train can take a couple of months of vacation, which he truly deserves because of the stress he faces in helping bring smiles on people who visit his (mental) institution.
We can arrange the donations to Desi Train and other charitable
institutions through a US Government recognized neutral agency who can ensure that you money is well used and brings a smile back to humanity.
Once again… I applaud your gesture and hope to hear from you.
Regards,
Tere Maaki Aankh (Hinglish for readers: Your Mother’s #$@@%)
Address:
Tere Jaat Ka Baida Maroo,
(Hinglish for readers: Take your caste, make an egg, throw #@$@$)
420 Chootiyon ki Kami nahi.
(Hinglish for readers: No shortage of stupid assholes #&@)(#*)
California
USA
I am in a generous helping mood today. And I will help this person… but only after I’ve returned from watching Krrish which I’m about to… I will keep you dear readers of Desi Train posted on what goes on with this email exchange.
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June 22nd, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Accha diya gaand mein bamboo=))
June 22nd, 2006 at 4:33 pm
=))
June 22nd, 2006 at 11:44 pm
Oz-bhai,waiting badly for the Krissh review.
I have a feeling that the sillyness of the movie could be a laugh riot.
June 23rd, 2006 at 12:09 am
Oooouch!!
June 23rd, 2006 at 5:36 am
It is truly said that an Idle mind is the devil’s workshop:->
This post brings back fond memories of the days when that mail from Microsoft was in circulation.U know the one with the $245 per forward:))
June 24th, 2006 at 8:45 am
Hey Oz ….was jus browsing around and read a similar blog (not similar but on same topic) on some other site….he had mentioned this website which breaks these such chains ……check it out , atleast some jackasses who still think Bill Gates have all the time to come to their home to give them $500000… for whatever shit they forwarded this might be an eyeopener…..
June 25th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
i m really sorry for the post yesterday
i was totally drunk and didnt write anything meaningful
oz is a gem, i read all the blog posts he means truly well and i dont believe that i posted the crap yesterday
i m sorry guys and fans
June 25th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Anil, I’ve pulled down the notice and your IP address that I had posted on Desi Train based on your first comments, that are now deleted.
I have received your emails and your message to contact you at your given number. I’m going to withdraw my motion to take legal action, for you have sincerely apologized for the incident of posting a hate comment on Desi Train and you have conveyed in your emails how bad you now feel about it.
I’m not sure how far have Comcast moved on my filed case, so I will check with them on Monday morning.
I have also called my case handler at the local Sheriff’s department and have left her a message. I’ll relay the same to her as soon as she calls back, which should be most probably by tomorrow morning.
I hope you don’t commit such acts under any state of mind ever again.
Have a good rest of the weekend and I’ll call you soon.
[For readers: This comment and the comment above is not connected to the post but was for the comment abuse incident of June 25/2006]
June 29th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Quite an elaborate response.
My response was “Retard.” Extremely to the point.
September 15th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
This is bullshit, you probably sent him money! lol lol lol lol lol lol
I just got the same letter.
From :
Sent : Friday, September 15, 2006 12:19 PM
To : mende3@mylifecircle.com
Subject : Faith
| | Trash Can | Inbox
Dear Friend,
email me back at mendehasif1@yahoo.gr
As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I
believe everyone will die someday. My name is Mr.Mende Hasif
merchants in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal
cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now
I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared
for anyone(not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was
never Generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my
business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all
this, as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or
make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I
would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that
God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and
assets to my immediate and extended family members as well asa few close
friends.
I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided
to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the
last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some
charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my
health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.If
you are interested in helping me kindly reach me on my private email
address at mendehasif1@yahoo.gr
God Bless You
Mende Hasif