Desi Idle

USKEE JAAT KA BAIDA MARU – Oh sorry didn’t realize you my “poojaniya” blog reader was already in, reading this…(hangover after watching a Mithun-da movie) - oh come in welcome. The topic of the day, sorry, night is - I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE. And please join me in telling the super Desi Programs relayed right to your homes courtesy dish network of HOW FUCKING STUPID THEIR PROGRAMS ARE. “Nah they’ll be better tomorrow”….YAH SURE!!!! FUCK IT!!!!

HELL!!!! I’m gonna sue B4U music if they play the Sonu Nigam remix “Kajra Re” another time…Could someone please pray to B4U Music to have mercy on us….

On the other hand I have to admit the “Indian Idol” on Sony is YUMMMYYYY!!!!! Heck I hated the judges to throwing out the farmer from Delhi (or nearby). He had such a hypnotic voice. No personality…so he’s out….WAIT A MINUTE!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? WHY THE HELL DON’T YOU GO TO A KOTHA OR STRIP BAR AND PICK UP ANYONE FROM THERE IF YOU AREN’T WEIGHING MOST ON THE QUALITY OF SINGING.

And someone tell me if Sonu Nigam and Farah Khan are dummies or show pieces sitting on either side of the decision maker – Anu Mallik himself – whose 2005/2006 GOAL OF THE YEAR looks to be – “I must be more acidic than Simon Cowell” – Ofcourse the color and entertainment brought about in doing that – is, in one world, FABULOUS.

Fuck can’t they get the farmer with such a golden voice back? Instead of picking some of the crappy singers – really – were they sleeping?


2 Responses to “Desi Idle”

  1. Blog-o-ramaniac Says:

    whaddya expect from a reality show.The best reality show is The Great Indian Laughter Challenge.Only tears here are of laughter

  2. Ather Says:

    Dear Friends

    Be careful

    DESI IDOL is Registered Trademark of Universal Consultants Inc.

    Currently looking for partners- Media ,sponsors, to conduct auditions across US, etc for 2008 DESI IDOL
    please email us at atherm@gmail.com

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