Desi Train

“Honey, do you think you should attend this male multiple orgasms seminar?” asks “J” my girlfriend. And I know I’m in for trouble. I admit I’m not a porn star, who shoot their cum left and right, on the ceiling, spraying it around like a machine gun - ratat ratatata rrrrtttaaatttt - and when they are done there is still a lot left to spray on the porn girl’s tits and her face and the camera zooms in to show how much the girl is enjoying the male cum by rubbing it over her face and tits as if it’s the new-age beauty cream.

Fuck. The last time I shot my whole cum (which on good days is not more than 2 drops) on my ex girlfriend’s tits, I landed up in front of my bathroom mirror, massaging my left cheek, swollen as a result of the tight slap received from her. “What the fuck did you do? You ruined my new, expensive Victoria Secrets’ bra, you asshole” she had screamed, as I simply stood there with my lame, shrunk dick in my hand, smiling & showing my teeth to her. No doubt, the slap was coming, fast – I anticipated that, hard – I didn’t foresee that.

So “J” is sitting on the bed with the Orgasm training brochure in her hand, cajoling me to go and learn the secrets of Male Multiple Orgasms. “Honey I want sex to last for hours and not the two minutes, I want more” she said teary eyed. (Wow, I thought…2 minutes. Last I calculated I lasted 25 seconds. Perhaps my staying power had improved). I finally agreed to “J’s” idea at the end of the week. She had done too much for me in the last 6 days which was - giving 3 blowjobs, 12 massages, not complained about her work, not bitched about her friends, parents, colleagues, and bosses besides smilingly and silently allowing me to watch 16 NBA games on my TV. I couldn’t overlook the sacrifices she had made to get me to this seminar. SUCKER!
There were 10 couples including “J” and me in this cozy, comfortable home of this person who was to conduct the class. All 10 guys were trying to avoid looking at each other. I guess we all had been bribed by countless bjs, massages and tv sports by our girlfriends/wives to be seduced to walk into this class. And each one of the men in the room was ready to run out if given the opportunity, but that was ruled out, as all men were held on tightly by their respective women. Besides a slight nodding to each other, not much communication existed between us.

“Hello….I’ll be your sexual guru today…Call me Dr. T” – announces a beautiful, hot, sexy, blonde, perfect California-10 figured woman, hair all loose, wearing a desi priest’s orange colored clothes, bare feet. The pundit’s clothes she wore had three fourths of her - hot tight firm protruding right out silicon injected – breasts showing up, out and open for us to see. As soon as us 10 men saw her walk in, 10 – mini me s – stood right up and saluted Dr. T. (Bitch, I thought…now I won’t be able to concentrate on the class as Dr. T’s breasts will be distracting me all the time)
Male Multiple Orgasms. It started with PowerPoint presentations, charts, manuals, discussions, and finally of what I feared the most…a live performance. In came a male Adonis, perfectly sculpted body, fucking 22 inch mini-me – which in his case should be called MAX-ME, ready to screw…sigh…Dr. T, right in front of us, with Dr. T continuing her lecture all throughout the screwing with clinical perfection. Adonis is pumping in and out of Dr. T on the elevated desk for all of us to see. FUCK, I scream in my head. Adonis has such a long tool it takes virtually 5 seconds for him to pull the whole thing out of Dr. T before he goes back right in to her. 5 FUCKING SECONDS. FUCK – SEX STARTS, ENDS AND I GO BACK TO SNORING IN FREAKING 5 SECONDS AND HERE OUR MR. ADONIS COMPLETES HALF OF THE PISTON PUMPING IN 5 SECONDS. I look around and see what I feared most. “J” and all the women in the room are SWOONING OVER THIS MR. ADONIS AND HIS 22 INCHES DICK. Dirty fucking minds. I know what they are thinking. If only it was them on that table getting screwed by Mr. Adonis. I look at the men. They too are exchanging flabbergasted looks with me and amongst themselves. Yes. This class has not started well for us poor men. It’s destroyed whatever confidence we had in ourselves. Now each time we enter our bedrooms with our women, they will always compare us to this FUCKING MR. ADONIS!!!!!!!!!! We are doomed, lost, run run run…..Anyway, Adonis went on and on, with a side commentary going on, courtesy Dr. T explaining what, when, how, where. They did that for 30 minutes. And Adonis looked like he was ready for more…fucking much more.
So what is Male Multiple Orgasms? And what did I learn in that class. Well I’ll try my best to explain to all you brothers out there. According to Dr. T – Orgasm is different from ejaculation. You ejaculate and have orgasm at the same time or following each other. Orgasm is the state of mind and body; you experience right on or after an ejaculation. The key to having multiple orgasms in men, is CUT OFF AND NOT HAVE AN ejaculation but keep having orgasms, which are supposed to be much, much powerful than what we know and experience. And these kinds of orgasms can last from minutes to hours.
So how does one do that? Well, first things first. Dr. T recommends you spend the next 3 weeks, strengthening your PC muscle. Your PC muscle is the one you use to stop urinating. PC pull ups are the exercises you do. 25 pull ups 3 times a day. Each pull up, you squeeze your pc muscle. Only your pc muscle. Not you abdominal muscles, not your ass muscles, not your upper thigh muscles. Just your PC muscle. I assure you. It will take you at least 3 weeks to be able to locate and squeeze just your PC muscles without contracting all the others mentioned above. I was religiously trying to follow the PC pull ups at home, at work, shopping, walking, in my car…then one day while waiting for my turn to pour coffee in my office my senior VP comes up to me “Is there a problem? Are you sick or have an extremely upset stomach?” he asks. No….ahhhh…why?I inquire. “You seem to be bending your knees and pushing your butt in the air, looking at the ceiling, as if you want to rush to the rest room badly.” (Fuck…I was practicing my PC pull-ups while waiting for the coffee, and it appears I ended up looking like I needed to use the bathroom pretty bad. This was not going well)
Anyway, if and only if, your PC muscles are strong enough you will be able to squeeze them tight for 10 – 15 seconds in one go. So just before you ejaculate or get the feeling that you will – Dr. T calls it “the point of no return” – just before that you squeeze tight your pc muscles, you perform a series of things like keep the eyes open completely, the lower jaw loose, deep belly breathing. If any one of these is not done, one will not be able to achieve multiple orgasms, according to Dr. T. And amongst all this you are rotating your sexual energy around your micro-“something”-orbit of your body. You will start feeling, prickly gentle emotions which surge to give you orgasmic emotions, one after another. But you should not ejaculate if you want to achieve this. THE KEY IS NOT TO EJACULATE and instead have the sexual energy vibrate in your whole body. EJACULATING DESTROYS THE PATH OF ATTAINING MULTIPLE ORGASMS.
So is this all humbug or a scam? I don’t know. I have yet to meet another man who has achieved this, except, of course our Mr. Adonis who went on and on. There was so much to do and so many instructions, I at times get all confused. And my PC muscles may be a bit stronger but not strong enough to hold the flood of my ejaculation. HONEY I’M CUMMING HARD, I scream before Cumming…………… drip, drip…………. – my two drops of cum pop out and I fall on my pillow. Yes, my dear blog reader, I’m still trying hard(ly) to make my PC muscle strong enough to stop the shooting of my two drops of orgasm.
After about 4 weeks, “J” is adamant I try using the tools learned, in bed with her. So I’m going hard, pumping into her, she’s holding the instruction manual in her right hand and reading it..”Oh honey this is so good… Great…keep breathing deeply…are you close to the point of no return? Good squeeze that FREAKING PC MUSCLE…” Now I’m close, I try to follow the instructions, squeeze pc, belly breathing in and out, eyes open, fuck lost control over the PC, squeeze it, where the fuck is it, I can’t even feel it, there do it, fuck its hard, NO DO IT, fuck I’m trying, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, fuck I had it closed, lower jaw loose? No FUCK ITS CLENCHED HARD, LOOSEN IT, FAST, FUCK WHERE IS THE PC MUSCLE, I WILL NOT EJACULATE, I WILL USE THE PC MUSCLE TO STOP EJACULATION, NO CUMMM, NO CUMMM, FUCK I’M GONNA CUMMMMM…drip, drip. I just came.
“J” got angry “FUCK. NO. I want this. Let’s do this again”….My head springs right up from the pillow - ”WHAT? AGAIN…Honey…I need 8 hours to recuperate!!!!!!!!” - and while I was still protesting, an adamant “J” goes down grips my mini-me and starts working with her hand and mouth to wake it up to its longest possible erection. “Good, now start again… belly breathe”. So here I go again, belly breathing, concentrating hard, eyes open, I’m cumming close, quick PC squeeze, there I found it, quick squeeze it, shit, keep jaw loose, squeeze fuck, squeeze, fuck I can’t it’s too hard, no do it now, fuck belly breathing stopped, start again, where’s my eyes fuck no where’s my PC, fuck eyes open where’s the pc, found it, SQUEEZE FUCK, I CAN’T, I WILL NOT EJACULATE, I WILL USE THE PC MUSCLE TO STOP EJACULATION, NO CUMMM, NO CUMMM, I’M CUMMINGGGGGG…drip, drip.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” screamed “J”, “No, No, No. I won’t rest till this is done right”. Damn I smell big trouble. I am shit tired and I mean shit tired. “Get it UP YOU FUCK. START AGAIN” she demands…Please let me go…please, I’m begging her. This is not happening to me. I am being raped by my own girlfriend who has already begun work on my fucking tired mini-me with her hands and mouth….God help me, I pray. But God did not come. And I was back to getting screwed again. “NO YOU WILL FUCK ME AGAIN TILL YOU GET THIS MULTIPLE ORGASM THINGY RIGHT….” And she has her lips wrapped around mini-me working hard to get it up. No man in his right mind will every refuse a blow job, but that night, I was praying I didn’t get one. I was begging “J” to stop but my pleading fell on deaf years. I was like the poor peasant who was being tortured by the evil zamindaar.
35 minutes later, mini-me is up and hard with its outer skin all scrapped out. Mini-me is now inside “J” while she goes -“Good pump pump pump in me. Feel YOUR PC MUSCLE” …feel my PC muscle? Fuck - at this point I would be glad if I can get to feel ANY muscle in my whole freaking tired body. Pumping goes hard, picks speed, “J” is rocking her body back and forth while I am holding still, frozen, too tired to move an inch, while “J” screams “GOOD, KEEP ON, KEEP GOING, I CAN FEEL YOU ARE CLOSE TO CUMMING” – CLOSE to cumming? How about being close to death……….if you want the truth. I feel I am going to pass out. “J” goes on “START DOING THE CO-ORDINATION. SQUEEZE PC, EYES OPEN, and BELLY BREATHING….”….honestly, when you are so tired that you are close to death, nothing is coordinated. You start expanding your pc instead of contracting it, that is if you are even lucky to find a muscle, which looks or feels anywhere close to your pc muscle, you breathe out instead of in, your eyes are long gone, in fact you can’t feel your eyes, they have long disappeared in la-la land. But I try hard to follow “J” instructions which she is now screaming, finding the pc there I find it, squeeze it, no can’t, how about just trying to feel it, belly breaths, close your eyes, no fuck it keep them open, squeeze pc hard harder hardest “J’ is now moving back and forth at jet speed squeeze pc harder belly breathe I can feel it I am close I AM CLOSE I AM CLOSE I WILL NOT EJACULATE, I WILL USE THE PC MUSCLE TO STOP EJACULATION, NO CUMMM, NO CUMMM, I AM CUMMINGGGGGGG……………..pichuk, pichuk…………….. I just sharted. Sharted is a process where you have two small particles of shit shooting out of your ass, side by side with your fart. I sharted. What happened next? I have no idea. I had passed out. Blacked out. Unconscious, sunk flat in my bed for the next 48 hours.
There you have it – my (Mis) adventures in the land of multiple orgasms. BUT DO NOT TRY THIS, SIMPLY BY READING MY BLOG. YOU NEED EXPERTS TO GUIDE YOU. DO NOT BLAME ME IF YOU TRY DOING THAT BY READING THIS BLOG. I have also put in a few links below for more accurate details on male multiple orgasms advise and instructions which you SHOULD look into, incase you are interested and BEFORE you try it out. According to Dr. T, the instructions if not followed properly, could result in side-effects such as depression, loss of memory, craziness, hearing voices in your head, erratic behavior – like driving your car off the cliff and in one instance she mentions one of her students cut off his mini-me. OUCH. Why the FUCK WASN’T THIS MENTIONED IN HER BROCHURE?
There are books on Male Multiple Orgasms you must read before trying anything. It is upon you to decide if this really works or is just all humbug. You could get these anywhere online such as : The Multi Orgasmic Man (Chia, et all), How to make love all night (Keesling), The Multi Orgasmic Couple (Chia, et all). There are many other books, materials, seminars you can check online or at your book-store or check out websites or ads about classes like the one I was sucked into…
Good Luck with your cumming, orgasms, shooting, sharting….whatever.

This entry was posted on Thursday, April 7th, 2005 at 10:41 am
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