Rich Guys get the Hottest Babes
After years of intense dating, listening to dating gurus on the radio/tv, reading the dating philosophers’ articles or books, and having consistently noticed the facts, I conclude that IN GENERAL (yes, “in generalâ€, for there will always be cases where this law doesn’t apply)
The beauty of a woman
Is Directly Proportional to
The money possessed by her husband, boyfriend or significant other
Whether I am in Karol Baugh in Delhi or at the South Coast Mall in Orange County, there is one thing in common. The hottest looking women are carrying the bags from the most expensive stores, wearing the most expensive designer clothes and jewelry, and with their boyfriends or husbands get out of the store and walk straight to the husband’s/boyfriend’s car which is nothing less than a BMW or a Merc. In short the car/SUV doesn’t cost anything less than 75K dollars. It’s quite rare to see a hot looking woman walking into a 1970s car whose right brake light doesn’t work and the door on the driver side has to be held together with a nylon rope tightly tied around it. – Its rare – I haven’t seen it so far. But if it is then the women is positively going single and pretty soon that car will be replaced by a Beamer.
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And there you are in your jeans you’ve been wearing unwashed - since January of 1999, your underwear has so many holes that you’ve stopped counting them – waiting for the underwear to turn into a g-string before you ultimately make the vital decision of buying a new one; un-ironed shirt with the top second button missing – watching that hot chick drive away in that expensive care with her super rich hubby/bubby/whatever; And you think – “Wish I could have someone like her in my lifeâ€. Stop. You can’t you moron, not until your bank balance matches the dude who was with her. Shoulders droop down and you get back to checking the shirts in sale.
It’s a life’s dish we all have to eat. It’s practical and it applies to both men and women.
Let’s start with women. When she is young, she has this fantasy (books, movies, and friends lead me to believe this) of this young and handsome prince riding on a white horse coming to take her away. Now she grows up – in school or college or wherever she gets her education from. She falls in love with that handsome lad in class. Nothing wrong with that, except the handsome lad likes someone else in the class. – A more beautiful, attractive girl. Realization strikes there are more beautiful women than her who will get that handsome hunk. Downgrade process starts. The men she likes are Level 2 Hunks. She has blocked away all thoughts of Level 1 men, which only enter her dreams and fantasies when she really needs to have a mind blowing orgasm while her Level 2 or Level 3 (if further downgrading has taken place) boyfriend or husband is making love in the bedroom / bathroom / kitchen / whichever place rocks your boat. The downgrading keeps going on till a balance is achieved between what the outside world thinks of her beauty and the proposals for dating or marriage arriving at her doorstep.
The men aren’t different either. We want a Pamela Anderson or a Ilene Hamann look alike, but after a few slaps at the bar, a few kicks on the ass at the beach, realization strikes that we need to downgrade. Sometimes men do hook up with smashing beauties, but when the spending factor proportional to the woman’s beauty comes into play, we realize that beside the underwear we are wearing we have sold everything we possessed in this world for the hot chic – reality strikes, the passion for the woman now turns into a quest – a quest to find the shortest escape route from the impeding disaster, to get away (in harsher terms – break up) far far away from your money sucking machine - sorry - your hot chic. Finally the guy settles down with a woman whose beauty is proportional to the money he has. But those hot chicks are locked at a private corner of his brain. While making love to his woman, he brings them out imagining himself to be making love to them, or those hot women come out when his wife/girlfriend is away, he’s had too much beer, watched too much porn and needs to jack off.
The sooner this law is realized by men and women the better for them to stop wasting their time and money (in the case of men). When realization strikes, the physical beauty disappears and now we look for our significant other who is “beautiful from inside†– Come on – who are we kidding….had we had the beauty (women) or money (men) - would we ever have reached this stage of wanting “Beauty from the inside†people? I guess we would, but the reasons for that would be completely different, but it wouldn’t diminish the hot physical beauty we could always get – there won’t be much compromise on that front.
Examples:
Donald Trump’s wives / girlfriends
Brad Pitt: Jennifer Aniston and now Angelina Jolie
Wives/Girlfriends of any Indian Cricketer
Wives/Girlfriends of any U.S. Basketball/Baseball/Football Player
Wives/Girlfriends of the Indian Gen X / Gen Y Politicians
…
add to the list if you have any furthur examples
October 10th, 2005 at 11:45 am
Comments imported from the original post on Sulekha…
Dina Strange comments:
on Jan 26 2005 2:02PM
as much as i want to tell u that u are wrong…
u are right :)…
its a sad reality, in any country or culture beauty is traded sold almost as any valuable and highest bidder gets the deal :(
so…lol yeah why dont you stop dreaming of that hot chick and start looking for a “beauty inside”…although even if a man was very rich but ugly..i would not be with him…..
after all i still have to sleep with him :(….
Bookworm33 comments:
on Jan 26 2005 2:08PM
Oz
ha ha ha!!
I think u watched the trump wedding stuff on tv too much!!!
Booky
sameerpv comments:
on Jan 26 2005 2:10PM
what about the good looking guys? do they snag the ugly rich women?? - asks the crocodile..
sameerpv comments:
on Jan 26 2005 2:12PM
and also..what about those ugly ugly ugly women who go around shouting get laid, get laid..what happens to them..would like to know from the wiz of oz..
Priyamvada K comments:
on Jan 26 2005 2:31PM
These days beauty takes money too you know. Say 20-30 years back, women could get away being simple and naturally beautiful. Where a Jaya Bhaduri in a simple sari sufficed, now men want Aishwaryas and Bipashas in designer gear with matching handbag, sandals, makeup, nailcolor and what not. This is what constitutes a ‘hot’ chick. The Jaya Bhaduri next door hardly gets noticed.
When being a beauty takes money, money is required to maintain this beauty. So people get what they ‘pay’ for. The culture of self-absorption and obsession with looks continues….. What are you complaining about?
Anyways, the next time you see a Jaya Bhaduri, take time to stop and talk to her. Her beauty may not stun you at first glance, but she might just grow on you - and be far more interesting than these ‘hot’ bimbettes.
[aside: I wonder where these women have the time to have matching handbags, nailpolish and the like. Must be superrich betis of superrich dads, and with a lot of time on their hands - so they gravitate towards superrich hubbies who can maintain them].
Gayathri Balasubramaniam comments:
on Jan 26 2005 2:32PM
Well said Choco - but the Aishwaryas and Bipashas HAVE to find time to accessorize - that is kind of their job you know!:-)
oz comments:
on Jan 26 2005 2:36PM
Priyamvada K - Interesting observation. There is no thoughts about complaining in my blog. Sorry if you get that idea. The blogs purely an analysis. No complaints though.
Priyamvada K comments:
on Jan 26 2005 2:39PM
Hi GB, Yes :-). Hot chicks with high BQ* (phrase courtesy Aravind Swami - stands for Bimbo Quotient) gravitating towards rich men who want a trophy wife.
Maria S comments:
on Jan 26 2005 3:02PM
“And there you are in your jeans you’ve been wearing unwashed - since January of 1999, your underwear has so many holes that you’ve stopped counting them – waiting for the underwear to turn into a g-string before you ultimately make the vital decision of buying a new one; un-ironed shirt with the top second button missing”
Oz,
Now, why would a Man, who wants to ‘attract’ beautiful women look and wear- like what you describe ?(and the vivid description is.. for the reading pleasure of women..do think it makes it someone more appealing?!)
And I think people who live in Orange County (CA?)- can afford to wash or buy new underwear! And iron his clothes, no matter how old they maybe:)
Well, seriously..everybody needs ’something’ to be attracted to..
Whether I like it/agree or not- ‘Money’ is No 1. on the list of most beautiful women..
But, if No-1, is not in ‘abundance’..then I would say- there are other things which give a Man- a good chance of drawing ‘very attractive wommen’..It is only common sense that No.2- on her ‘list- is physical appearance’..the ‘way he come across’ (again, I may or may not agree).
And I think- women do like Men- who make some effort to ‘look clean and neat’..speak well, treat them well..
If those qualities do not still don’t..appeal to this ‘beautiful woman’- might as well…look elsewhere…to another beautiful woman:)..
And not using a lot cuss words in your Blog, was easy on the eyes..
good luck,
Maria
Ponniyin Selvan comments:
on Jan 26 2005 3:02PM
oz:
you’re awesome man…. this is a good blog..
but you din’t answer sameer’s Q..maybe gals can answer.. what about handsome men looking for ugly but rich gals??..
oz comments:
on Jan 26 2005 3:08PM
Maria - “why would a Man, who wants to ‘attract’ beautiful women look and wear- like what you describe ?”
Answer : writer’s twist to add humor.
Gayathri Balasubramaniam comments:
on Jan 26 2005 3:14PM
OZ - writer’s twist worked!:-)
Maria S comments:
on Jan 26 2005 3:34PM
Maria - “why would a Man, who wants to ‘attract’ beautiful women look and wear- like what you describe ?”
Answer : writer’s twist to add humor.
Thank you Oz,
Apparently, if it works for some..nice.
*By the way, you do have a great sense of humor:)
But, the issue you address is important. And in ‘reality’- ..hope young Men- do pay a little more attention, to how to ‘present themselves’ to women..what works, what doesn’t!
That’s what I was trying to say in my ‘humorless’ way..and thought it can perhaps be helpful (from listening a lot of beautiful women.. I am curious too.. and they answer..’but, he looks good’).
nothing personal Oz,
keep writing!
Maria
Topkapi comments:
on Jan 26 2005 4:31PM
Oz - agree with you completely. And if by some tragic mischance, a hot chick hooks up with a discount store loser then she ends up being one very tepid, lukewarm chick - never mind that she has excessive inner beauty spilling out of her Karol Bagh salwar kameez sleeves.
Bookworm33 comments:
on Jan 26 2005 5:53PM
Oz
Really rich guys get really nice girls…( and they do not get into messy divorces where they have to shell out serious money) check out Mrs Gates and Mrs Buffet (the first and ex)…. not stunning women but man, were the guys smart in marrying them….
Really rich men do display more intelligence than just lust…. as one of my profs told my classmates who were admiring his beautiful wife…… “poda shona koro, tomaro hobe”( study hard, and you will reap the benefits too one day) ……leaving us laughing our heads offf as the guys turned red
good role models to study
1. Paul allen
2. Michael Dell’
3. Steven spielberg
not to mention the ones above….
I am guessing youa re not going to be star baskeball player, or movie star but being like these guys may not be a far off dream… so …..
They say
” A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend
and a successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Good luck
Booky
Pradzie comments:
on Jan 26 2005 6:15PM
oz,
lets tabulate the info here
Oz Trump
5…..2 Handsome
7….. 6 Smart
2….. 10 Riches
— —
14 18
Assumptions being setting aside the fact that Trump’s filed for chapter 11 and that statistics is a lie. The proof is for you to see. :)
Let your kanya pursuits prevail until mystifyin results hit you with a wedlock with Ms.Bomb-can cook,sing n dance. goodluck bro
enigmawho comments:
on Jan 26 2005 11:43PM
>>Come on – who are we kidding….had we had the beauty (women) or money (men) - would we ever have reached this stage of wanting “Beauty from the inside†people?
this is from someone who has both “beauty” and “money”.i’d anyday settle for “beauty from inside”.it does n’t mean i would compromise on physical beauty and marry someone who looks completely ugly to me.i’ll try and strike a balance on all quaters! its hard to find someone who has everything on your wish-list.your analysis is good and so is your sense of humour.
oz comments:
on Jan 27 2005 12:09AM
booky - you’ve hit the birds eye. yep your quote is right on target. though i can’t make head or tail of what some other’s have commented in here, yours is bang on target.